The Biggest Hopeless Romantic in the Black Lotus Realm

Have you ever heard Wang Wei's poem "Lovesickness"?

You Yinghuai unexpectedly kicked the bucket, only to learn that the whole world was actually an angsty romance game called "Scheming Against Each Other." She wasn't the heroine, wasn't part of the main cast, and didn't even qualify as an important supporting female character.

The Anti-Addiction System slowly spoke: "Please complete your daily missions to earn points. You can exchange points for gifts in the store."

You Yinghuai, utterly disillusioned with life and enthusiastically committed to doing nothing, replied: "So I'm just a minor villainess, and you want me to work for you for free? Keep dreaming."

After being verbally shredded, the System said: "The male supporting characters in the game are all really handsome. You could use this chance to win them over and steal a few kisses..."

And so You Yinghuai embarked on the arduous path of pushing the heroine through the plot. The System made her play a different doomed character every day. On the first day, she was a scheming career girl; on the second, a spoiled little crybaby.

As a result, she accidentally maxed out five people's affection meters at once.

System: ???

Warning, warning. You have seriously deviated from the original plot. Do not waste your feelings on NPCs. Complete the main quest as soon as possible.

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Today's mission one: Offer some insincere consolation to the gentle male supporting character who loves the heroine but can't have her, and raise his dislike meter to 25.

You Yinghuai said sadly: "Well, I know you like her. But what you're doing is still the behavior of a third party. As someone who believes in being with one person for life, I can't agree with it."

The gentle male supporting character latched onto her "one-on-one" philosophy. The System's alerts rang out one after another: Affection +5, affection +3. Affection has increased by eight points. Keep it up, Host!

You Yinghuai: ???

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Daily mission two: Insult a promising villain and kick him while he's down.

The next day, You Yinghuai looked at a future big shot with a mocking glint in her eyes. "With talent like yours, you'll never become an inner disciple. Why not go home and marry into someone else's family?"

The future big shot looked at her shyly, blushing as he stammered, "You really think I could?"

You Yinghuai: "..."

You Yinghuai: "What on earth is wrong with this world?!"

The Great Way is merciless, but people have hearts x There is no end to the sea of suffering, so make hard work your boat

#How to Go from Savior to Running Away, for Beginners#

#Not until the mountains have no peaks and Heaven and Earth become one will I dare part from you!#

#For a beauty, I put the world aside and stir up the winds of change#

(Steam-powered setting + body swap between men and women + mass transmigration + widespread epidemic)

[Reading Guide]

1. You Yinghuai (courtesy name: Ziqing) is in a one-on-one relationship.

Coming next: futuristic fantasy romance

The apocalypse was approaching, and Zhang Kewei was cursed.

"You will lose the one you love forever."

In the morning, she lounged with one leg crossed over the other, lazily clicking her remote as a reporter on the color TV described the casualties caused by strange creatures amid the howling winds.

At noon, the housekeeper set the table and swept up, while her parents doted on her as usual. Her grandparents on both sides repeatedly insisted, "Xiaowei is the child we love most."

Even the classmates who used to bully her came to apologize sheepishly, afraid of the Zhang family's wealth and willing to pay for their cruel behavior.

Lose the one she loved forever?

Her childhood sweetheart? Ever since Zhang Kewei, who had once been lost, was reunited with the Zhang family, he had practically visited her day and night.

Then one day, she became penniless.

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Every banknote that passed through Zhang Kewei's hands, and every amount she paid, brought about a murder.

The world's extreme weather turned people into NPCs. The moment she took out a large check, the people around her transformed into automatons who repeated the same lines.

Shopkeeper: Welcome! What would you like?

Zhang Kewei: Soda.

Shopkeeper: Welcome! What would you like?

Zhang Kewei: Popsicles.

Shopkeeper: Welcome! What would you like?

Zhang Kewei: Roast duck.

Shopkeeper: Dear, we don't sell roast duck here~

She darted into the store faster than the eye could follow and started frantically dumping things into a pink sack. The shopkeeper silently watched her, then casually hit the alarm. The sliding doors slammed shut, and red, blue, and green lights flashed in turn.

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After getting out of jail, Zhang Kewei reflected deeply and resolved to become a terrorist.

She flew a helicopter into a building and led workers on strike through the streets.

In the blink of an eye, she was playing a wealthy heiress in a mansion: a well-behaved girl with short hair and a long skirt.

Her childhood sweetheart, who majored in a less commonly taught language, said, "It's really dangerous lately."

Zhang Kewei poked the spicy cabbage and garlic-fried smashed cucumbers on a celadon plate with her fork. "Yeah, yeah. Thanks for worrying about me, big brother. I'll be careful."

The investigating officer asked, "Miss, you look familiar."

Zhang Kewei looked surprised, covered her mouth, and let her eyes fill with tears.

The elderly cook couldn't bear to look at the "bland" dishes, so she served the young lady a bowl of rice.

"Aunt Yang, I did everything. I'm guilty, and I'll face justice. It's been so long since anyone was this kind to me. Is this just a bowl of rice? It isn't!"

"It's a bowl of rice with each grain distinct, plump, glistening, and translucent."

[Reading Guide]

1. Even if you ask someone else to buy something for you, they will be cursed. If someone gives it to you of their own accord, without asking for anything in return, it won't count.

Theme: Live earnestly, face challenges head-on, and remember that sunshine always comes after the rain.