My name is Dongtang Jiang. Because my ideal type, according to my preferences, is a tall girl with a big butt, I refused an arranged marriage and ran away from home.
I searched for a long time, even traveling across oceans to all corners of the world, but still couldn't find a girl I truly liked.
Just when I thought there was no hope for me in this life, that flash of pink suddenly appeared in my life
She carried a little basket that wasn't even as thick as her arm, stood at least 1.9 meters tall, and held two bottles of tequila in her arms. Shy beyond words, she asked the armed officer at the gate a question. Every frown and smile of hers struck deep in my heart.
It's settled. We're best friends (crossed out), we're married!
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Includes a tiny bit of Jujutsu Kaisen lore.
Tequila Girl × Dongtang Jiang (you can think of him as Todo Aoi's past life)
A crack pairing fic, with out-of-character portrayals and a completely broken timeline, plot, and logic. Please don't read it if that's not your thing.
Theme: Love can overcome anything
Hahahahahahahahahaha The spells, xp and non-existent memories that have been passed down from the Dongtang family have appeared out of thin air. I have said it many times not to engrave anything into your DNA! What's going on with you conjurers?! Forget about magic, how come the ability of xp and brain-filling non-existent memories can be passed down to genes? Hahahahahahahahaha
Zenyuan finished calf hahahahaha
There is so much DNA that I can't complain hhhhhh. I just want to say, don't stop!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha, the author's complaints hahaha
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑点太密集了作者您是天才啊
So funny hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I fainted from laughing. Can we start a series? It's so interesting, this kind of linkage.
Ha