The Everyday Life of a Procrastinating Author Whom the Whole World Ships

"Crayon Drawing" Mr. Suzuki was supposed to become a company executive. But after seeing a drawing he had made as a child, he firmly resolved to change course and eventually became a kind president praised by everyone. "Stray Cat" After losing her child and husband, Ms. Mikawa finally found a beautiful reason to keep living after adopting a stray cat. She and her adopted cat lived happily together until they died. "The Little Stream" Yumi, an elementary school student, discovered a stream that could grant wishes. She invited all her friends to help protect it, and in the end received a wonderful reward from the stream. That was how things were supposed to go: everyone living happily and in harmony, with each person eventually receiving a happy, fairy-tale ending. But President Suzuki was actually a cowardly, incompetent man who dared not acknowledge the truth. He eventually became a cruel exploiter just like his father, turning his employees into mindless machines who worked without any will of their own. The stray cat Ms. Mikawa adopted was somewhat humanlike, but it was cruelly abused to death by the dregs of society. By the stream, elementary school student Yumi had once killed the good child next door out of jealousy. She was a terrifying bully. The teacher Fukutan, whose stories are hailed as "the most heartwarming" yet are "the most cruel," and who excels at toying with people's hearts, offers you their regards! The writer's real name is Shiratori Kaede. She's not quite right in the head and occasionally writes things to support herself. The deranged writer's work is super weird. She considers it garbage. She hates people who correct or oppose her, and of course she also hates people who like her. She's an eccentric with a questionable state of mind and no common sense, but she's an ordinary person. After meeting a group of monsters, she spends every day wavering between being displeased and making others displeased. Inspired by the posts of a friend who writes for fun. ● Second person, with a lot of people misreading the situation (probably). ● Procrastinating, lazy author x various poor fans. ● The heroine doesn't have much of a conscience. I wouldn't call her pure evil, but she's definitely not all that kind, either. She pulls a lot of outrageous stunts, like handing unfinished works over to someone else to finish, or stopping updates whenever she feels like it. The story may be (very) illogical, so please bear with me. (Fist salute.) Theme: Give everyone an equal chance to die horribly.