Irreverent Version:
The Tianzong Sect has an elder notorious far and wide for being useless: Ying Tianren.
This Ninth Elder gets spat on every day, but suddenly takes on a disciple, a little loser whose meridians are completely crippled.
Later, the little loser grows up to become the foremost cultivator in the immortal realm. He buys his master loads of beautiful clothes and jewelry and plants 108 kinds of fruit trees in the courtyard, but his master is still unhappy.
Ninth Elder: The moment he comes back, he just stares at me without saying a word. Does he also think I'm an embarrassing master?
Little Loser: My master used to care about me and ask after me. Why doesn't he say a word now? I'll work harder and give him even better gifts.
Ninth Elder: This hurts. My disciple is so cold toward me. He must have heard the gossip outside and thinks having me as his master tarnishes his reputation as the number one in the immortal realm...
Little Loser: Master is so beautiful. Those long eyelashes... Ah! Wait! Why are you crying?!
The berserk little loser brandishes his blade and shouts at the whole world: Anyone who bullies my master, I'll wipe you all out!
A gorgeous, useless master who is heartless and hated by everyone (intersex) gong x (supposedly) aloof powerhouse of the immortal realm, actually an obsessive, devoted puppy-like disciple shou
Happy ending! Happy ending! Happy ending!
One-on-one.
Mutual pining, but the shou's feelings are stronger than the gong's. The gong gets hurt physically, and the shou gets hurt emotionally.
The master and disciple are two adorable little losers, so don't scrutinize their morals too closely. They're both flawed in their own ways.
Theme: What does it mean to truly be alive?
Ah ah ah ah what's going on? Why hasn't it been updated?