Live Metaphysics, Eat Melon Online

[It is recommended to pre-register "I am playing games in the interstellar" OvO] Ke Xue, a master of metaphysics who failed to overcome the tribulation in his previous life, traveled to the modern age and started live broadcasting fortune telling in order to accumulate enough merit. "It's just that there's something wrong with you, these fortune tellers!" Connector 1 was scared and said: "I can hear the sound of chopping meat from my neighbors every night, but I have never seen bones in their garbage. I heard that he has a girlfriend, but I have never seen it..." "Is his house haunted?" Audience: [Is there a possibility that it is not haunted but a mutilated corpse? ] Ke Xue calculated with his fingers: Your neighbor was afraid that you would misunderstand that he couldn't afford ribs, so he took advantage of the fact that everyone was chopping tofu at night. ​ #What you think is a corpse-crushing maniac is actually: setting the alarm to chop tofu in the middle of the night, so that all the neighbors know that I can afford to eat ribs! # Connector 2: "Anchor, I keep hearing tiny footsteps at home recently. When I go out, I find they are gone again." Ke Xue: "Next time, supervise your son to complete his homework before going to bed. Don't stay up late to make up for it." Connector 2 breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as it's not haunted." Ke Xue: "I'm so happy. Your ghost told me this." Ke Xue added: "If you turn around now, the ghost is behind you." Connector 2: "!" Connector 2 cried: "Does the anchor provide ghost exorcism services?" Ke Xue: "Good news, you know this ghost, it's your mother." "She asked me to remind you to check your child's homework every day, because she has already failed the little sisters in the square dance three times, and if you fail to do so again, she will quit the sister group." ​ #Connectedmother: Who understands the ghosts in the family? Even after they die, they still have to help take care of their grandchildren! # Metaphysics live broadcast + eating melon every day, not scary The content of the article is purely fictitious and has nothing to do with reality. Do not substitute reality, do not engage in feudal superstition, and believe in science. [Advance collection of "I Play Games in the Star":] Gamer Su You traveled to the interstellar world and faced hell difficulty at the beginning. The parents' mecha company is on the verge of bankruptcy due to malicious competition. The second brother was ordered to drop out of school for playing games, and the younger sister was bullied and developed psychological problems. She only likes to stay in the kitchen. Su You: What should we do? Our family seems to be doomed? Looking at a group of old, weak, sick and disabled people, Su You, who is proficient in game planning: There is nothing that games cannot solve! Institutions A brand new mecha game, with a bottomless mecha pool + seven card slots. If the card slots collect three mechas of the same type, they can be eliminated. If the card slots are full, the game will fail. You can pass the first level in easy mode with your eyes closed, and you can get on the planet rankings by clearing the second level in hard mode. Simple gameplay + magical music + ranking competition between players from different planets makes people want to stop. At first, players were disdainful: What kind of stupid game is this? Is it for kindergarten children? Later: Do you know how deep this mecha pool is? Remove one mecha and there are dozens more hidden underneath! But for the sake of planet ranking, netizens have to fight. Want to be resurrected? Watch the ad first! Want to withdraw? Watch the ad! Everyone who has cleared the game only remembers one sentence: buy a mecha and go to Su's house! ​#Synthetic SSS-level mecha# In order to help his younger brother review for the upcoming mecha parts exam, Su You devoted himself to studying the game of synthesizing mecha parts. Mecha parts and mecha accessories are randomly dropped from the sky. Mecha parts can be turned into mecha accessories, and mecha accessories can be synthesized into mechas. Everyone is sharpening their knives and looking at the game: You can't have SSS-class mechas in reality, so why can't you get them in the game? Half an hour later: I have synthesized two mecha arms! Three hours later: I just need a high-torque joint to synthesize it! Students playing games: Knowledge entered my brain in a despicable way. ​#PIZZA# The player is the owner of a pizza shop and needs to make pizza according to customer requirements. Players before clicking on the game: Isn't it easy to operate a mini-game, but the result—— Customer: Where is the cheese? I didn't even see it with a magnifying glass! -8.60 Customer: Is that really just the sausage? -11.80 Customer: Not enough ketchup! -5.30 Player 1 vomited blood: At first, he received bad reviews because he didn't give enough cheese, but in the end, he desperately added more cheese to the store and the store went bankrupt! Player 2: What is the difference between vegetarians and vegans? What does lactose intolerance mean? Player 3: What kind of customer is this when you praise me in person for my good work and give me bad reviews when you go out? Player 4: Am I the only one who finds these pizzas appetizing? The real-life little girl's pizza shop has pizza and cola. You can take it away without any thanks. Before the player comes to the store: This time I will be the customer, and I have prepared reasons for negative reviews! After entering the store: It smells so good~ Can I apply to make my own pizza? Intention: Science is the primary productive force.