Cute Pet Kindergarten

[Advance collection of "Live broadcast fortune telling, eating melons online" please collect OvO] The big demon Jiang Nanyu wakes up and inherits his friend's kindergarten, which is on the verge of bankruptcy. Jiang Nanyu said: Why does he, a big demon, take care of the cubs for humans? Then open a cute pet kindergarten! Since the establishment of cute pet kindergarten, parents no longer have to worry about picky eaters. Late at night, the new student Xiaohua secretly posted on Weibo: Thank you to the kindergarten for saving me, a picky eater! Netizens immediately exploded: Xiaohua, who has been hyping up the sober and single persona in the world, even has a child in private? When I discovered that I had forgotten my trumpet, I immediately attached a photo: Yes, people can give birth to Hakimi when they reach a certain age. Secondary 2 Cartoonist: The principal is bad, my dog ​​won't eat or drink and is depressed! Jiang Nanyu: When your dog had a fight with other gang dogs a few days ago, he was laughed at by the other dogs when you called Dog Batian's name. Cartoonist: Director, you are mistaken. My dog's name is Mengmeng. Jiang Nanyu smiled slightly: Gou Batian was the name he gave himself. Recommended new movie star: Help, director, my cat has become very strange recently. It often yells at me for no reason. It used to have a good temper! Jiang Nanyu: It thinks your acting is not good enough... Movie King: I'm sorry, I recently took on the movie "The Emperor's Strategy", and the cat owner may have led himself into the emperor. Cat Master: Let me teach you how to play the emperor! ——Advance receipt copy:—— Ke Xue, a master of metaphysics who failed to overcome the tribulation in his previous life, traveled to the modern age and started live broadcasting fortune telling in order to accumulate enough merit. "It's just that there's something wrong with you, these fortune tellers!" Connector 1 was scared and said: "I can hear the sound of chopping meat from my neighbors every night, but I have never seen bones in their garbage. I heard that he has a girlfriend, but I have never seen it..." "Is his house haunted?" Audience: [Is there a possibility that it is not haunted but a mutilated corpse? ] Ke Xue calculated with his fingers: Your neighbor was afraid that you would misunderstand that he couldn't afford ribs, so he took advantage of the fact that everyone was chopping tofu at night. ​ #What you think is a corpse-crushing maniac is actually: setting the alarm to chop tofu in the middle of the night, so that all the neighbors know that I can afford to eat ribs! # Connector 2: "Anchor, I keep hearing tiny footsteps at home recently. When I go out, I find they are gone again." Ke Xue: "Next time, supervise your son to complete his homework before going to bed. Don't stay up late to make up for it." Connector 2 breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as it's not haunted." Ke Xue: "I'm so happy. Your ghost told me this." Ke Xue added: "If you turn around now, the ghost is behind you." Connector 2: "!" Connector 2 cried: "Does the anchor provide ghost exorcism services?" Ke Xue: "Good news, you know this ghost, it's your mother." "She asked me to remind you to check your child's homework every day, because she has already failed the little sisters in the square dance three times, and if you fail to do so again, she will quit the sister group." ​ #Connectedmother: Who understands the ghosts in the family? Even after they die, they still have to help take care of their grandchildren! # Metaphysics live broadcast + eating melon every day, not scary Intention: Strong people never complain about the environment.