I Can't Handle the Hardships of Cultivation

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Jiu Qingqing is a slacker whose intelligence fluctuates wildly.

When it comes to school and work, for example, she can only manage to muddle through. As long as she's alive, that's good enough.

Any little difficulty can knock her down.

But when it comes to food, drink, and fun...

She can pore over game guides all night, enthusiastically put together more than a dozen pages of restaurant-hopping plans, and every year during the shopping festivals, she's hailed as the unstoppable master of combining discounts!

There's no difficulty she can't overcome!

Someone who hates hard work, and hates suffering for no reason even more, transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes the senior sister of the Yunhai Sect's formation lineage.

The Yunhai Sect isn't large, but everyone's a cutthroat striver. Today you snatch my resources, tomorrow I take your spirit beast. If you don't cultivate, you'll die. If you do cultivate, you'll die faster!

Weak, pitiful, helpless, but with a good appetite, Jiu Qingqing: No way. I can't handle this hardship.

I won't even dream of ascending. I'll just keep myself alive and enjoy each day as it comes.

So,

While everyone else is fighting to the death over cultivation resources in secret realms, Jiu Qingqing says: How am I supposed to live without a phone? Let me figure this out. I'll engrave a formation onto a jade slip... Hey, it worked!

From then on, everyone who used a jade slip to send a message had to pay her a "texting fee."

Just like that, she became a wealthy woman in the cultivation world!

While everyone else is fighting tooth and nail for a spot among the core disciples at the sect competition, Jiu Qingqing says: I can't see anything from here. Let me craft a huge-screen magical artifact, so I can lie in bed and watch the livestream!

I'll rebroadcast it too. Anyone who wants to watch can buy a membership.

The livestream becomes such a hit that she's directly guaranteed a spot among the core disciples!

At other sects, senior brothers and sisters give their juniors rare treasures. But when it comes to Jiu Qingqing: Boohoo, I'm no good. I'm a useless fool, and I don't have anything valuable.

Take this "Escape Talisman" for your junior brother. If you crush it, it'll instantly teleport you thirty thousand li away.

And this "Whitening Pill" for your junior sister. Take it, and your skin will stay as smooth as ice and your bones as delicate as jade for three months.

Don't be disappointed with me.

Her junior brother and sister stare in shock: And you call this nothing valuable? Senior Sister! You're our goddess! (Their voices crack.)

Later, when her junior brothers and sisters bring her fragments of ancient famous swords, top-grade five-element spirit herbs, ten-thousand-year-old demon beast cores, and other treasures, Jiu Qingqing is overjoyed: Wow, I actually managed to get a powerful backer to look after me!

Wait, how did I ascend while just eating, drinking, and having fun?

Theme: Work hard and create a wonderful life