[Extra Chapter 6 is up. The villainess IF route is coming soon]
Yu Xia was horrified to discover that some of the strange updates on her social media lately seemed to have been posted by the cats and dogs around her.
[The Top Dog at the Club]: Still a handsome high school boy today [picture]
The picture showed a snow-white Samoyed wearing black goggles.
[Dog Bro]: My human's got issues. He made me wear a muzzle just to go for a walk.
The picture showed a husky wearing sunglasses.
[Chai Chai]: What, afraid you'll bite someone?
[Dog Bro] replied to [Chai Chai]: No, he thinks I yap too much.
[Shirley]: How come we haven't seen that handsome tabby guy in ages?
[Chai Chai]: Don't bring it up. Ali's heartbroken. Last time, he caught ten mice as a gift for that pretty girl in Building Six, and scared her into fainting.
Then one day, the cats and dogs all got hooked on the same melodramatic romance novel. Yu Xia started following the plot on social media every day, too.
[The male lead is such trash. He just believed the other woman’s lies like that?? He actually stood by and watched the heroine lose her job, break her leg, have a miscarriage, and get humiliated by his parents... Somebody, give me a cat to pinch my philtrum, I’m so mad I’m dead.]
[Oh, but later he knelt in the rain all night. What more do you want from him? I heard that and went running to kneel outside my human’s bedroom, banging my head on the floor. I’m already kneeling, so why can’t you give me a hundred cans of food?]
[What do we do? Xia Xia is going to run into that jerk tomorrow, right?]
[I'm going to take him out / 99+ likes]
Yu Xia was looking at the man who had offered her a handkerchief when a tabby cat shot out from a side alley and unleashed a flurry of meow-meow punches at his head.
She looked at the man, then at her social media feed, and a string of curses filled her mind.
Damn it, I’ve stumbled onto my own story.
Yu Xia scooped up the handsome little tabby and fled in a panic.
*
Gu Qinglan was a cool guy, the super-cold, super-handsome, totally heartless kind.
A cool guy would never admit he had a secret crush.
Not even if that person was Yu Xia.
He'd always thought Yu Xia had pursued him because he was so handsome. She had good taste, at least.
Then one day, he saw a dog post on his girlfriend's phone and recognized the dog as his own little brat.
[Dog Bro]: Psycho. Took out the trash seven times.
The picture showed that night when Yu Xia's ex came back to ask her to take him back. Gu Qinglan had gone downstairs and thrown out the trash seven times with a blank expression, just to bump into the heroine.
Highlights:
A romance between two dumb little kids, bickering like chickens.
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[Please add my next book to your reading list]
My name is Xie Wenying. I'm 22, and a freshly graduated corporate drone.
As an ordinary office worker, my biggest dream is to save up a down payment for an apartment in the ridiculously expensive city of A, get a cat and a dog, and live out the rest of my life in peace.
It's embarrassing to admit, but I'm so ordinary I don't even seem like someone who transmigrated.
At school, while the campus beauty and the campus heartthrob were caught up in a tragic young romance, I stayed up all night wrestling with physics problems and got 36 points. Furious, I switched to the humanities.
At work, the company president's romantic scandals were everywhere, and the extravagant lives of high society dazzled everyone. Me? I work at a branch office and have never even seen the president.
Even when I'm killing time on my phone, I see celebrity top-tier stars hit the trending lists over their romances every other minute, and the entertainment industry blows up every now and then... I typed this line under the threat of being caught slacking off by my boss and getting chewed out again. →_→
Then one day, I received a strange business card.
From then on, my life went off the rails.
At a class reunion, I ran into the aloof campus heartthrob from back in the day. He got drunk and cornered me in the restroom.
On a business trip, I was mistakenly assigned the president's suite. The president had just gotten out of the shower, and we stared at each other in shock.
When my best friend got dumped, I nobly went with her to dance at a bar. A blue-haired band frontman winked at me and slipped a room key into my pocket.
Me: This world is out to get me!!
I don't get it, and I flee in a panic.
Highlights: This is a reverse harem love-triangle story. The heroine gives up and does whatever she wants while the men fight over her. Expect, among other things, brothers turning against each other, stealing someone's love interest, and poaching each other's people. The couples will be decided in the extra chapters. If this is your kind of thing, come add it to your reading list. (￣▽￣)
Theme: Even seeds of kindness planted on a whim can bloom.
Late/night/no/chat/click my column and click to read - the heartthrob Shura Chang Su Wen, the ultra-exaggerated and unrealistic Mary Sue, the men's head-turning literature "Please let me go, an ordinary person" The beautiful love between the prince's brother and Cinderella's sister, "Fifty Million, Leave My Brother", this book is also known as the true literature about a dog man going from beating up mandarin ducks with a stick to "brothers turning against each other" Surprise! The husband I married by agreement turned out to be a tolerant and crazy critic who had been secretly in love with me for many years. "I Got the Bai Yueguang Script for Marriage by Agreement" Marry first, then fall in love with literature. The cold and tyrannical boss wants to be evil every day, and wants to rape/take/rogate/rob. A little mom story about a brother - "Moon in a Cage" Gentle and reserved brain surgeon x graceful and wealthy lady The young male protagonist is a loser, a little bit of brutal forced love, and the female protagonist is emotionally dominant throughout the whole process Baby, if you like it, just click and save it (￣▽￣)
If I chase one book and stop another, I will pamper you twice. From reading to here
Okay, okay, you have time to change the cover, but you don't have time to update it, right? After all, I still paid by mistake [Comparison]
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I started chasing your articles in my second year of junior high school, and I'm still chasing you in my senior year of high school.
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