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In the first ten years of entering the world of sadistic literature, Miao Jue lived alone in a quiet village, with friends and horses.
When he opened his eyes again, he turned into a tree.
A tree used by the hero and heroine of the sadistic novel to express their love. He was cut off by them on and off for ten years.
On the day she was hacked to death by the pair, she finally belatedly obtained the golden finger that allowed her to rewind time. She swore to go back and kill the male and female protagonists who tortured her in every possible way, as well as the villain who had single-handedly facilitated all kinds of sadomasochism.
But I didn't expect you, the villain, to be an acquaintance.
…
The villain looked into the distance with a warm and sweet look: "I just want to make the male and female masters and use them to resurrect my childhood companion in the country."
I, a lover who never knew when, looked at him who was now doing many evil things, and silently retraced the thunder that struck him from the top of his head nine hundred times.
…
The most important villain has disappeared for many years.
He stirred up the fateful calamity just to resurrect that person, but when he was about to accomplish his great work, his time was suddenly reversed, and his success fell short.
Later, he went against time and chased me like an evil spirit.
Man, I found it.
The sky also fell.
[Grumpy Tree x Bad Bird]
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"First, I am not impotent"
After divorcing her ex-husband, a taciturn professor, Liao Chu was finally able to release her sexual pressure and find someone new and interesting.
As soon as she closed her eyes, she entered the fantasy forbidden book and became the white moonlight that died early that no one could get. The male protagonist, villain, and supporting actor all vented their sadomasochism on the female protagonist who looked the same as her.
Leader: Why, why no one gets me?
The male co-star who was a dog-licker when trapped in a secret realm even just looked at her indifferently, turned around and left without even giving her a hand.
Qiaochu thought this licking dog was crazy.
She was violently fighting monsters while scolding: "You impotent men! Just like my ex-husband!"
The licking dog's steps suddenly stopped.
Then he started licking it wholeheartedly.
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Ex-husband's perspective:
First, I am not complaining about impotence, I am suffering from addiction.
Secondly, now my wife and I (who said she is not my wife even if we are divorced) are both in the same very enjoyable novel about cultivating immortals and upgrading. Once we become strong, we can do whatever we want. It is really cool. I can say some things that I usually only think about in my heart——
"Who is that man? Do you want to marry him? Really? Who is he to you? Is he very skilled? Answer me."
Qiaochu: It's not anyone, I don't want to get married, I don't know if it's good or not – so please don't stab the opponent wildly while your eyes are red, okay?
Want to poke me! (Not)
[The pressure-type scroll king, the glamorous Little Pepper
Purpose: Care for the environment^^