Otherwise, You'd Better Kill Me

Pre-collection of the column "First, I'm not called Impotence" for the next fantasy sand sculpture. Please collect it~ ---- In an accident, Shuang Ling, the most feared beauty of the Hehuan Sect, and Gu Shaochen, a rare swordsmanship prodigy in the world of cultivation, were forcibly bound and could not be separated. There are only two ways to break the situation. One is to teach the Qingjue Sword Master to fall into the mortal world and practice dual cultivation with her, collaborating with her. The second is to teach the female cultivator to have the same cultivation level as him, and the two of them work together to break the bondage. To choose one or the other, that is the question. Gu Shaochen's eyebrows were indifferent: "Within ten years, I will take you to ascend together." After saying that, he looked at her teary eyes and finally added: "Don't be afraid." Three days later. Shuang Ling lay down, put her hands together, and smiled shyly: "Why don't you just cross me." [The social fear trembles but the girl who supports her x is a cold and indifferent dog who thinks that everyone can fool her like him] - Question: After traveling through the books, as an undercover agent of the Hehuan Sect with the best physique, being led away by the strongest swordsman himself, what was it like? Answer (Anonymous): I can't catch up, I can't catch up at all. There was a huge thunderstorm on the day we gave birth to a baby, and I hadn't been hit yet. Gu Shuochen looked at it for a while and gained enlightenment again. Ha ha. Let's fight with geniuses like you...! Finally, before the melee between the immortals and demons, Shuang Ling found a third way to break the love spell and get rid of the deadly Acacia Holy Body - exploding elixirs in front of the Sword Master to escape, and return to the easy track of the Demon Realm. Later, the lotus platform was destroyed, the desolate mist arose, and on the day when the demon lord was determined, all the demon cultivators went to prostrate themselves. Shuang Ling held a piece of candy in her mouth and kowtowed on the cold ornate floor tiles, when she saw the black gold clothes spread out in front of her, and a familiar cold and angry voice came from above her head. "This time, I choose one." #I took the golden elixir you discarded and walked through thousands of rivers and mountains, and found that since you are a demon cultivator, it is also very simple to become a demon lord. ### Advance copywriting "First, I am not impotent" After divorcing her ex-husband, a taciturn professor, Liao Chu was finally able to release her sexual pressure and find someone new and interesting. As soon as she closed her eyes, she entered the fantasy forbidden book and became the white moonlight that died early that no one could get. The male protagonist, villain, and supporting actor all vented their sadomasochism on the female protagonist who looked the same as her. Leader: Why, why no one gets me? The male co-star who was a dog-licker when trapped in a secret realm even just looked at her indifferently, turned around and left without even giving her a hand. Qiaochu thought this licking dog was crazy. She was violently fighting monsters while scolding: "You impotent men! Just like my ex-husband!" The licking dog's steps suddenly stopped. Then he started licking it wholeheartedly. … Ex-husband's perspective: First, I am not complaining about impotence, I am suffering from addiction. Secondly, now my wife and I (who said she is not my wife even if we are divorced) are both in the same very enjoyable novel about cultivating immortals and upgrading. Once we become strong, we can do whatever we want. It is really cool. I can say some things that I usually only think about in my heart—— "Who is that man? Do you want to marry him? Really? Who is he to you? Is he very skilled? Answer me." Qiaochu: It's not anyone, I don't want to get married, I don't know if it's good or not – so please don't stab the opponent wildly while your eyes are red, okay? Want to poke me! (Not) [The pressure-type scroll king, the glamorous Little Pepper Intention: hard work