I won't write this book again, sorry babies
*Copywriting from the female protagonist's perspective
When the college entrance examination results are released, some people go to Tsinghua University and some people go to Peking University.
And Shi Yu received the admission notice of Xiuzhen University's Youqing Dao major.
Shi Yu was in a panic. What she was worried about was that her first choice sword sect had slipped. After five years of cultivation and three years of simulation, she was fully prepared to break off love with a sword in the future. What would she do if she was admitted to the love training manual of the Love Path?
Each person can only apply for Xiuzhen University once. When going through the withdrawal procedures, Yu can only take the college entrance examination again and go to an ordinary university.
She could only pack her bags gloomily and go to Xiuzhen University to report.
On the day of the report, Shi Yu was warmly welcomed by the new senior sister. The senior sister was kind-hearted and caring for the new junior sister. Surrounded by the warm and fragrant senior sisters, Shi Yu finally felt the warmth of the teacher's door.
She hadn't even warmed up for five minutes before she slowly cracked under the guidance of her senior sister.
What? The compulsory courses in the Way of Love include the preparation and basic use of incense, three steps to teach you how to master Qing Leng Sword Cultivation, 108 phrases for high emotional intelligence, the ideological, moral and legal basis of fish farming...
For a moment, Shi Yu wanted to quit the world of cultivation permanently.
The senior sister also said: The final assessment of our Qing Dao major requires falling in love. When we find a partner, we will be among the top three in grade!
Shi Yu immediately broke into pieces and couldn't even put them together.
What can she do? She can only bite the bullet!
In order not to fail the exam at the end of the semester, she decided to test it several times.
On her first day as a student of Youqingdao, she went to the Buddhist training class next door and said: "Little master, open the door..."
The next day she went to the weapon repair class to maintain the magic weapon: "Brother, look at this sword, it is long and wide..."
On the third day, she was delicate and frail and even felt cold and went to the medical clinic for treatment: "Doctor, I feel dizzy."
…
On the nth day, she met the sword cultivator head-on. Shi Yu immediately turned around and left. The senior sister said that although the sword cultivator was good, he was stubborn and if he didn't do well, he would be locked up forever.
I don't even talk about sword cultivators and dogs.
Secretly waiting for someone who thinks it will finally be his turn:? ? ?
*Copywriting from the male protagonist's perspective
Ever since he was admitted to Xiuzhen University and became a swordsman, Meng Qingxian has been warned by his senior brothers to stay away from female students majoring in love. They will only play with your feelings severely.
Meng Qingxian always kept this in mind until he became a senior and met the lovely Youqingdao junior sister Shi Yu.
Junior Sister Shi Yu is cute and well-behaved. Not only is she skilled in swordsmanship, she also softly calls him Senior Brother Meng.
Meng Qingxian: I didn't want to, but she called me Senior Brother Meng!
Just when he was gradually addicted to the gentle trap of Junior Sister Shi Yu and couldn't extricate himself, he suddenly discovered that Junior Sister Shi Yu was also closely related to many classmates in the Buddhist cultivation class, weapon cultivation class, and medical cultivation class next door.
It happened that when Junior Sister Shi Yu came to ask him for swordsmanship, she accidentally left her textbook behind, so he decided to ask for details.
Wait, the names of these two books.
"On Neptune's Fish Pond Cultivation" and "How to Maintain Fish Pond Balance"?
Meng Qingxian was in a trance: It turns out that I am just a fish in her fish pond.
When he saw Junior Sister Shi Yu again, he wanted to go forward and ask clearly. Who would have thought that he would hear Shi Yu say to others: "Sword cultivator? Not even talking to dogs!"
Meng Qingxian was heartbroken: So I'm not even a fish in her fish pond?
In order to catch up with Junior Sister Shi Yu, he was determined to increase his competitiveness and anonymously purchased the required textbook on Youqingdao at a high price.
On the first day of "The Green Tea Code of Youqingdao", he pretended to be injured by the sword energy while practicing his sword.
Junior Sister Shi Yu's concern +1
The next day, he unintentionally revealed multiple award-winning certificates and skill level certificates on "How to Quietly Increase the Other's Admiration for You".
Junior Sister Shi Yu's praise +1
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On the nth day, Junior Sister Shi Yu finally accepted his confession with a blushing face.
Meng Qingxian was calm during the day and went to the next hill with his sword in the middle of the night: I finally have a wife, hahahahaha! ! ! !
*Many years later, Shi Yu came to the stage to speak as an outstanding graduate. The junior sister below asked: "How did senior sister Shi find the most difficult outstanding swordsman to conquer?"
Shi Yu: Can I say that I didn't know it was him who posted it?
Reading Guide
1. Inspired by Internet memes, the course name is a tribute to the brainstorming of the author's group of friends.
2. 1V1he Shuangjie, this is a cookie
3. The author's dual-opening does not guarantee daily updates, but only guarantees five updates a week.
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day