Interstellar, but I'm Opening a Cultivation University

Blurb written on 2023.9.06

Jian Yu stayed up all night on Earth reading cultivation novels and died suddenly. When she opened her eyes, she had become a cannon-fodder supporting female character in a sci-fi novel, about to be exiled to a remote planet.

Her parents' signed "Remote Planet Reclamation Agreement" popped up on her smart device, with a countdown of 23:59:59.

An electronic voice suddenly erupted in her mind:

[Host's situation detected. Cultivation University Principal System activated. Please choose a site for your school within three minutes!]

She stared at the meteor crater on the remote planet, where not a blade of grass grew, and laughed like a honking goose. Flying on a sword was far more practical than a benefits package!

The next day, an enrollment ad dominated the interstellar trending charts:

"Shocking! Cultivation Vocational College Is Recruiting! Learn sword flight, inedia, and palm lightning, guaranteed! If you don't get it the first time, learn again!"

The image showed Jian Yu hovering above a garbage heap on a plastic broom, with the crooked sign "South Heaven Gate Branch Campus" welded from meteoric iron behind her.

The Star Network exploded:

#MaybeCheckForHallucinogenicGasLeaksOnTheRemotePlanet#

#NewTypeOfSpaceScam: ClaimsMeditationCanReplaceGeneticEvolutionSerum#

#Caution! ThisSchoolMayBePassingChocolateCandyOffAsAntidotePills#

Then came the Federation League:

An F-rank freshman expelled from military school entered on a flying talisman carpet;

A mecha department ace had their energy shield pierced by a sword cultivator wielding a cafeteria iron spoon;

The medical team watched in horror as an opponent who had eaten [Laugh-Till-You-Fall-Over] laughed while dismantling half the arena.

Jian Yu slurped down snail-noodle-flavored inedia pills that her students had offered as tribute, watching the livestream comments change from "Refund my tuition" to "Master, I'm hungry, feed me."

She tapped the System panel. Where was the promised infrastructure starter pack? The weapon-refining department didn't even have a decent pill furnace!

In the Federation Academy's war room, the senior scholars stared in collective shock:

She had melted pirate warships into a flying-sword production line!

That student who could shape a lightning tribulation with their bare hands was giving the insect race a perm!

Most terrifying of all were the enrollment records:

The screen flashed before-and-after pictures of students labeled [Genetic Defects / Mental Power Outbursts / Orphans of War], from their enrollment photos to their present-day cloud-surfing selves.

Jian Yu flicked through 999w+ enrollment applications and smiled at the representatives from all walks of life surrounding the principal's office:

Our school's second-phase project will offer a body-cultivation and mecha-integration program. Enroll now and get a trial ticket for lightning-tribulation body tempering.

And that general holding a marriage contract, yes, you. The admission threshold for my harem is the Tribulation Transcendence stage.

Theme: Don't let others' disdain defeat you