
The Hated Rich Couple Became a Sensation After Leaving the Variety Show
豪门怨偶离综爆红
by The Sheep Doesn't Know (羊不知)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 301k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Not recommended for reading or subscribing!!! The story is being revised and isn't finished yet, so I can't guarantee how it will turn out. I'm worried you might not like it after the changes, so feel free to check out the free chapters first~ I won't abandon it]
Coming next: Who Says Rivals Can't Date Online! Rivals, stepbrothers, and sex! A male moaning blogger and a secretive, cold beauty of a bottom versus a younger, unruly wolf-dog top. Super sweet! Please add it to your collection~
[Updates around midnight every night]
Marriage first, love later | Divorce reality show | Steady older top vs. adorable, dramatic bottom | Old flame rekindled | Sweet, sweet, sweet!
Le Tingmian was an overworked modern-day wage slave who suddenly died and woke up as the villainous original wife of the male lead in a rebirth revenge power fantasy about a wealthy family.
The original host was a washed-up nobody, both nasty and stupid.
Not only had he injured the male lead and left him mentally impaired, he had repeatedly tried to seduce the male lead's younger brother, carrying on with all the drama of a sister-in-law romance.
In the end, the reborn male lead took revenge on him, leaving him dead without a whole body and with a miserable ending.
When Le Tingmian arrived, the original host had just maliciously signed up for a divorce reality show to humiliate his husband, who had become an idiot.
On the show, the original host would maliciously abandon the male lead, nearly getting him killed by a snakebite, and smear his reputation, making him lose face completely.
Le Tingmian: I'll have to pass.
Agent: The appearance fee is fifteen million.
Le Tingmian: Well, I suppose I could give it a try (*^_^*)
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Let's Get Divorced brings together three same-sex couples facing marital crises.
On the first day of filming, the first couple accused each other of not loving them at all, saying all those years of youth had gone to waste. The second couple clung to each other and cried, admitting they just couldn't go on living like this!
Le Tingmian: ?
Is everyone this intense?
As soon as the show aired, the wealthy, loveless-couple ship of Le Tingmian and Jin Zhouwang shot to the top of the trending list.
Netizen 1: I'm dying. They got every single question wrong on the couples' sexuality quiz. Proof they're a loveless wealthy couple!
Netizen 2: Are these two sure they aren't strangers?
Netizen 3: If these two don't get divorced after the show, I'll eat my keyboard!
But as the show became a hit, its tone took a bizarre turn.
On a late-night hike, the other couples complained and argued fiercely, ready to quit filming. Le Tingmian, however, took Jin Zhouwang by the hand. While netizens bet on how many seconds it would take Jin Zhouwang to shake him off, they watched Jin Zhouwang bend down and carry him on his back.
During a haunted-house adventure, the other couples were startled by jump scares, fleeing in every direction and abandoning each other in a crisis. Le Tingmian jumped straight into Jin Zhouwang's arms. Just as everyone in the livestream thought Le Tingmian would be thrown away like a piece of trash, Jin Zhouwang coldly supported his butt and hoisted him a little higher.
Netizen 1: Are we part of your play, too?
Netizen 2: Are these two sure they didn't come on a happy honeymoon with their wives?
Netizen 3: Watching this divorce show has given me lovesickness. Is that normal?
By the time the show ended, the fans who were already completely obsessed with the couple were loudly demanding that they not get divorced.
Jin Zhouwang thought it over. Le Tingmian loved him so much, so maybe they shouldn't get divorced.
Just as he pulled out the divorce agreement to tear it up, he noticed Le Tingmian's signature on it.
Jin Zhouwang: ?
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After the show ended, the original male lead's love interest appeared.
As the villainous original wife, Le Tingmian took his divorce settlement and made a quick getaway, only to be caught halfway through.
The next day, Le Tingmian rubbed his aching waist and cried until his voice was hoarse, asking aggrievedly, "Didn't we get divorced?"
What was this? Divorce sex?
Jin Zhouwang kissed the tears from his face and said with a profound look, "I've changed my mind."
??? Wait, why can't they get divorced after all!
· A sweet, naive bottom (pretending) who's adorable (for real) × a steady older top (pretending) who's a lovesick CEO (for real)
· A silly, sweet little comedy. Don't overthink the logic. The goal is to keep everyone warm company through the winter~
· Reality show references include seasons one through four of See You Again. No contestants are being alluded to!
· One top and one bottom, both sexually inexperienced, with strong mutual feelings
· There's an outline, but not much of one. Any plot holes are the cat's doing, and have nothing to do with this sheep QAQ
· Comments are open. Come join the fun~
· When the top and bottom touch in the story, they can see normal colors. It's a psychological condition, not a superpower
Coming soon 1: Who Says Rivals Can't Date Online!
A super flirty, cold beauty with a bad temper and sharp tongue as the bottom vs. a wolf-dog, arrogant, self-deluded younger top
*Rivals, stepbrothers, sex, lovers
One day, Shen Tingxu accidentally clicked on a link, and a video by Whale popped up.
Whale, a popular creator on S Station.
His content was unusual: the camera showed only the area from his fair neck down to his lower abdomen, revealing just enough without exposing his identity.
But his low moans were especially seductive.
His fan count soared overnight because he was so good at moaning, and countless fans begged him to post more.
Shen Tingxu wasn't into men and had no interest. He glanced at it once and frowned, about to close it, when a low moan sounded the next second.
He stopped moving.
There were two reasons:
1. The moaning was undeniably hot.
2. Why did the voice sound so much like his hated rival and stepbrother?
2.
Xia Jingyu was a well-known figure at S University, the math department's universally acknowledged beauty, a dream guy in the gay community, and a man who could turn anyone gay.
On top of that, he had another identity: Whale, a creator on S Station.
One night, Xia Jingyu posted a video as usual, then received a strange, awkwardly worded private message: "Hello, can we get to know each other?"
Online dating wasn't reliable, but he didn't believe in love anyway.
Unexpectedly, this person was interesting. Xia Jingyu gradually opened up, chatting with him about everything and even complaining about his sharp-tongued, rebellious stepbrother.
But why did his stepbrother's phone light up just after he sent a message to his online friend?
3.
Shen Tingxu hated his stepbrother, Xia Jingyu.
At home, the other man put on a sweet, gentle act and smiled as he called Shen Tingxu his little brother.
But that very night, Shen Tingxu saw that same face at a bar. His tongue piercing glinted under the lights as he smiled and knocked a troublemaker to the floor.
Then he discovered his stepbrother's secret.
He deliberately got close to him and started dating him online, never expecting to fall head over heels himself, right up until the day they met in person.
A moment ago, they were kissing.
Shen Tingxu thought: His brother's tongue is so soft.
The next moment, the lights came on and he saw who was in front of him.
After taking a punch, Shen Tingxu thought: His brother's fist is so hard.
[Extra Scene]
Ever since Shen Tingxu realized he liked Xia Jingyu, he couldn't think straight, especially when he learned the other man had an ex-boyfriend. He practically went crazy.
At midnight, Shen Tingxu toyed with Xia Jingyu's tongue piercing and asked indignantly, "Do you moan for him, too?"
Xia Jingyu just laughed.
"What right do you have to ask me that? As my... little brother?"
*The top and bottom are not registered in the same household
*The bottom has a skin-hunger condition, so he has mild sexual inhibition and is a male moaning blogger
Coming soon 2: Who Says Cats Can't Get Married!
An innocent, sunny, healing little cat × a pure-hearted, world-weary, jealous top
Hehe was a little orange cat with fur as golden as wheat. He'd been a stray since kittenhood, and hunger was the norm. The local cats often bullied his little, skinny body, and life was miserable.
Then, on a cold winter night, Hehe was shivering so hard he thought he would freeze to death, but unexpectedly, he turned into a human!
He was even taken in by the famous Yu family under the pretext that he was their long-lost third young master.
He thought his hard times were over, but it turned out the Yu family had only brought him back to marry him off for an alliance.
His intended was rumored to be a sinister, violent, unpredictable cripple who killed without blinking!
Hehe, stammering with nerves: Th-then... what about the cat?
On their wedding night, Hehe anxiously studied his husband, afraid his cat life wouldn't survive.
Though disabled, he had a handsome face. Though cold as ice, he had an exceptional air about him. He was the most handsome human the cat had ever seen!
Hehe nervously leaned closer and asked with concern, "Are you feeling down?"
The little cat racked his brains and suddenly thought of something. While the other man stared in bewilderment, Hehe took his hand and pressed it against his own butt.
Ning Yuhuai flushed red. He was about to scold Hehe for behaving so improperly when he felt something soft, perky, and covered in fur.
Hehe blinked his big eyes, looking excited. "Did you feel it?"
He'd heard humans say that petting a cat could cheer you up when you were unhappy!
Ning Yuhuai looked at the cat tail swaying in his hand and was left speechless. Why was it still motorized?
The marriage alliance between the Ning and Yu families was a laughingstock as soon as the news came out.
And no wonder: one was a nobody of uncertain origins, the other an eccentric, antisocial cripple, and their marriage was a loveless arrangement.
Then, at a banquet, as everyone gathered around to gossip and make fun of them, Ning Yuhuai, who was rumored to have disabled legs, stood up. The young man beside him was even more elegant and beautiful. The two of them made a perfect match.
The powerful man was as cold as the rumors said, merely nodding faintly no matter how many people tried to flatter him with small talk.
Yet someone spotted the cold-faced tycoon in the back garden, holding the young man in his arms with nothing but tenderness on his face.
In the back garden.
"Haven't I told you over and over to keep your tail hidden?" Ning Yuhuai discreetly squeezed the young man's butt.
Remembering how thoroughly that tail had been played with the night before, Hehe shivered. His ears popped out in his panic. "Don't... touch... the cat's tail!"
[Extra Scene]
When people heard Hehe was marrying a cripple, they looked at him with pity.
Hehe himself was quite satisfied.
His husband had money and didn't make much trouble, and with both legs unable to run, he couldn't even cheat. What a great deal!
But after they married, his husband did have money, but was a whole lot of trouble.
His legs might not be able to run, but his third leg was far too useful, tormenting the cat terribly.
Ning Yuhuai looked at the teary-eyed little cat. "Good boy, move on your own."
Theme: My love for you is real.
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Teacher, it's really not easy for you 😂
It's amazing. The author is awesome.
Le Tingmian stood in front of him, and he responded 🐶
Oh my god 24 times, poor Bibi
[] How about deleting the car and putting v in the original version?
Why is it still locked? . . JJ, you can't see the loving couple
Oh my god, it has been 4 months. I looked through the comments and finally found it. Dad, are you still there [question mark]
Are you coming back? I have almost forgotten all the plot 🙏
When will it be updated? I want to see the follow-up 🍉
Did you change the previous article? I just said I didn't remember any text messages. . . In addition, I feel like every time I want to advance my relationship, villains will come out to kidnap Shou or do bad things to Shou. . . This plot appears too frequently and makes readers a little irritated.