Cosplaying as a Mermaid in the Zerg World: Cooking Delicious Food, Raising Kids, and Going Viral

[Coming Soon: After the Sickly Beauty Cross-Dresses and Accidentally Flirts with the Villain] A sweet cultivation romance. Princess, please add it to your collection. The blurb is at the end.

[Gentle, teasing mermaid top × scheming, stoic, obsessive general bottom]

When Shi Xi woke up, he had somehow become a married, wicked male bug, complete with a cold general wife and an adorable, squishy little buglet.

To survive on Aike Star, where ocean pollution had exceeded safe levels, Shi Xi was forced to bind himself to a livestream System and embark on a desperate quest to survive by cosplaying as a mermaid and selling goods with a child in tow.

As the [Mermaid Is So Hungry] livestream channel went viral, noble bugs began frantically vying for his love. Shi Xi was wondering how to turn them down when his silver-haired, heterochromatic, impossibly chaste-looking wife suddenly demanded a kiss in front of everyone.

[Wait, isn't that General Keli, the top female soldier in the First Legion?]

[I knew Shi Xi treated him badly. Just look at what he's done to General Keli!]

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Keli Yousi had made countless military achievements as an imperial general, yet he was betrothed to a tyrannical, spoiled male bug. Worse, his beloved used a frame-up to get him exiled to a deserted planet.

Just as the blade was about to fall, his lofty male master inexplicably summoned him back. From that day on, everything changed...

But why would his male master rather endure the agony of a heat than touch him?

His adjutant said he had no idea how to be romantic.

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Sure enough, when an interstellar mission ended early, Keli Yousi had only just pushed open the door when he saw Shi Xi sprawled in the pool, transformed into a mermaid with golden hair and a pink tail.

So his male master liked role-play?

Shi Xi was still immersed in hawking his wares when he watched Keli Yousi slowly unfasten his silvery-white uniform, revealing sleek, irresistibly tempting muscles. Shi Xi's throat instantly went dry.

Should he change back first, then get started? Or just go for it?

The livestream's bug netizens watching the drama unfold:

[Ahhh! If you're going to get kinky, at least turn off the livestream!]

[Don't turn it off. I love watching!]

Suddenly, the mask slipped, and the livestream fell utterly silent.

Wait, isn't that Shi Xi, the spoiled young male bug?

What? The adorable mermaid streamer I stan is the little duke I curse out online every day?

Note: This is a fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please do not compare it to real life.

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Coming Soon: After the Sickly Beauty Cross-Dresses and Accidentally Flirts with the Villain:

Yu Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming the sickly beauty who serves as cannon fodder in a melodramatic cultivation novel.

In the story, the original host tried to repair his damaged spiritual roots by seducing a prodigy blessed with immortal bones. After having his way with him, he turned around and refused to take responsibility.

The prodigy went from love to hate and, in a moment of weakness, fell into demonic cultivation, eventually becoming the greatest Demon Venerable in the Six Realms.

What could be more painful than an ex becoming the greatest person in the world after a breakup?

How about an ex who not only stirs up a storm of bloodshed between the immortal and demonic realms, leaving the original host infamous and hated by all, but also imprisons him and claims him day and night?

Yu Qian felt his backside clench. To make matters worse, his body's memories were damaged, and he had forgotten the future Demon Venerable's name. Desperate to avoid this doomed romance between men, Yu Qian gritted his teeth and put on women's clothes.

When the century-old Qingyun Secret Realm opened, cultivators from the immortal sects of all eleven provinces gathered in Longzhou. Along the way, Yu Qian formed an unbreakable bond with Xiao Yan, an elegant young gentleman who saved his life.

Not only was he innocent and pure, but his face and figure were both exactly Yu Qian's type. Even better, every time Yu Qian flirted with him, his ears turned bright red. With his disguise as cover, Yu Qian pulled out all the stops and had the time of his life.

He never expected that the hunter doing all the flirting would be the first to fall. This was trouble. He... he was a man!

With his transformation spell about to fail, Yu Qian decided to become the top for love and turn a straight man gay.

Just as he pinned the other man down and started feeling him up, starlight shattered around them, and Yu Qian's formerly curvaceous chest became flat as a board.

Yu Qian and Xiao Yan, lying beneath him with ragged breaths and a flushed neck, stared wide-eyed at each other. "...Let me explain!"

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Back then, Xiao Juelin had poured his heart out to someone who treated it like trash. The cycle of karma, the Four Great Immortal Sects... If he ever crossed paths with that fated tormentor again in this life, he would kill him with his own hands.

For a hundred years, Xiao Juelin imagined all the ways he might reunite with Yu Qian: they might draw swords, or air their grievances. He never imagined it would be like this... shameless!

Yu Qian always had something outrageous to say, and it was different every time. Xiao Juelin went from questioning his own sanity, to being utterly overwhelmed, to finally becoming numb and indifferent.

Subordinate: "My lord, when are we going to make our move?"

Xiao Juelin, his neck covered in red marks: "Last night... he already made his move."

Subordinate: "!"

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Yu Qian schemed and plotted until he managed to avoid every right answer. How did he end up flirting with the number one villain by mistake?

Just as he was tucking his tail between his legs and preparing to flee, the other man revealed the fangs he had kept hidden for so long.

Xiao Juelin bent down and gripped Yu Qian's chin. His gaze was a chilling, careless coldness Yu Qian had never seen before. "If I'd known giving you my heart was useless, I wouldn't have kept up the act!"

A jealous, scheming, sweet-talking, secretly ruthless, lovesick and unhinged Demon Venerable top × a sickly, mischievous bottom who loves to flirt but can't back it up

Theme: Protecting the balance of the marine ecosystem.