Fuguang, the revered Saintess of Light, who stood above all others, suddenly transmigrated into a distant interstellar era that had nothing to do with her.
The deity here was still an old man, advanced in years and lacking in brains, obsessed with melodramatic tropes like "fake heiresses and real heiresses" and "everyone's darling."
Fuguang: "...Give me a minute."
The military academy exhibition match began, and millions of star citizens eagerly crowded into the livestream.
Everyone had their own favorite, and the live comments were a chaotic battlefield.
Star Citizen A: "It's rare to see a first-year in the exhibition match. Why does she keep hiding behind her teammates? Has the Federation Military Academy really fallen this far? Wait, what the hell did she just rip apart with her bare hands?!"
Star Citizen B: "Cheering for my goddess!!! What kind of attitude is that toward my goddess? Goddess, she's messing with you! Stop throwing yourself at her! (Despair)"
Star Citizen C: "As expected, my Lu Shen is the reliable one, carrying the team with ease... Damn it, don't hit people in the face! Freshman, I'm warning you, don't go too far!"
That night, an unnamed military academy forum was in an uproar, its front page drenched in red and rife with bloody battles.
"Anyone know what that grand forbidden spell the freshman used in the exhibition match was?"
Top-voted reply: No idea, but the people from the Temple went completely nuts. They're usually all so cool and aloof, like they're above desire. I never knew they could be so shameless when they argue :)
Long, long afterward, a rookie reporter punched out her unscrupulous boss and tore into her idiotic rivals, earning the chance to interview several of the Federation's once "untouchable" figures, much to everyone's envy and resentment.
The "untouchables" were getting on in years, but each one still radiated a terrifying presence.
She was trembling with fear.
"Seniors, is there anything that left a particularly deep impression on you?"
The black-haired, blue-eyed man fiddled with the gold medal on his chest.
The beautiful woman tapped the ruby set in the tip of her cane.
The exhausted-looking legion commander opened a checklist.
The politician whose public approval rating topped ninety percent instinctively ran a hand over their cropped hair.
The blond, blue-eyed knight, covered in honors, closed his book.
Whether seated or standing, they all let their gazes drift, deliberately or otherwise, toward the center of the sofa.
The woman munching on a cookie paused.
"I only tricked you out of a few things back then. Did you really have to remember it all this time?"
The young reporter strained to listen, her brain working at full speed.
The woman sighed deeply, looking at her youthful face with a wistful expression.
"Well, at first, we were just a bunch of wayward young people."
"Then one day, God said, 'Go save the world.'"
"So I agreed."
Fairy tales are lies.
And, of course, so is saving the world.
God said, "Let there be light."
And so the star trails ran in reverse, and all things grew together.
Reader's Guide:
① A little bit of everyone-falls-for-the-heroine, with an ensemble cast. No idea if it's sweet, but the heroine definitely won't suffer.
② The author is an incurable heroine enthusiast. The heroine is invincible and the coolest person in the whole story. If you think she's already impressive, don't worry, she'll get even more impressive later.
Repeat after me: All hail the heroine (with devotion).
③ Read for fun. This clueless author's IQ and writing skills are both lacking, so if you've complained about the ridiculous plot, you can't complain about me too, okay? (gently)
>>> Pre-release: "Eradicating Love-Brain Syndrome in the Cultivation World"
Blurb:
Within the Nine Provinces and beyond the Thirteen Isles lie the Three Sects and Four Orders, the abodes of immortals.
Jiang Wen is the eldest senior sister of the Sword Sect.
The Sword Sect is known as the most intense of all sects, the king of kings.
Her master died young, so Jiang Wen painstakingly raised her junior brothers and sisters all by herself, acting as both father and mother. She finally managed to bring them all to adulthood.
Then she went into seclusion for more than a decade.
When she emerged and stepped out of her cave dwelling, Jiang Wen discovered that her little cabbages, once devoted to the Dao and free of romantic attachments, had all become love-struck fools.
Her taciturn second junior brother, born with a sword bone, spent forty-nine days kneeling outside her cave dwelling, forehead pressed against the flagstones, begging Jiang Wen to release the demoness imprisoned by the Discipline Hall. His voice was hoarse: "Senior Sister, I love her."
Her third junior sister, usually cool and reserved, devoted solely to the Dao, blushed for once as she clung to some phoenix man who had appeared from nowhere. "Senior Sister, he's all I want."
Her moody, half-demon, half-immortal youngest junior brother abandoned his former "walking disaster" ways and got entangled with a married woman. When Jiang Wen pressed him for answers, he dodged her gaze. "Senior Sister, don't blame her."
Jiang Wen: "..."
Jiang Wen: "…"
Fine, fine. So that's how we're playing this.
Jiang Wen went to confront the friends who had promised to look after her junior brothers and sisters, knife in hand, only to find every last one surrounded by beauties and drowning in romance.
Jiang Wen: ?
Were romantic entanglements suddenly sprouting everywhere?
Her junior sister's relationship with the phoenix man progressed rapidly, and she threatened to die unless they formed a bond.
Her second and fourth junior brothers supported them with all their might. Their sect elders praised the match, and their friends called them made for each other.
For a moment, Jiang Wen became the villain who broke up lovers.
The elders scolded her, her juniors were unhappy with her, and her friends earnestly tried to talk sense into her.
Jiang Wen was the bad guy.
On the wedding day, Jiang Wen sat in the seat of honor, expressionless as the newlyweds slowly approached.
They followed the formalities, serving tea and taking their vows. At the final step, Jiang Wen suddenly heard a muffled electronic voice.
[Conquest Progress: 98%. One step away from mission success. Host, please complete the wedding as soon as possible.]
The phoenix man's voice followed: [Yeah, yeah. According to the plot, next comes killing my wife to prove my Dao, right? Finally getting to the main storyline. Then I'll have three thousand beauties in my harem...]
In an instant, it was as if heaven and earth had become clear, and countless voices flooded her ears.
The noise came from her second and youngest junior brothers, and from her friend standing with his hands behind his back.
[Target: Sword Sect genius. Conquest Progress: 70%.]
[Target: Half-immortal, half-demon. Conquest Progress: 65%.]
[Target: ...]
That day, the great clans gathered, with countless outstanding young immortals and righteous-path prodigies among them.
A crisp crash rang out from the highest seat as a porcelain cup shattered.
The Sword Sect's famously ruthless eldest senior sister gripped the groom by the throat, her expression indifferent.
"I do not approve of this marriage."
This is the story of a world riddled with transmigrators, and an absolute genius who simply cannot be won over.
Theme: Cherish those around you and live in the present.
It's a very interesting story, but there are so many obscure stream-of-consciousness narrations that I feel like I'm in a fog and can't understand the connection between the plot. OTZ has a feeling of confusion, like when you eat it and think it tastes good, but you don't know what you're eating at all. I hope you can understand the foreshadowing and contextual echoes that you didn't understand before.
The heroine is so handsome that she is really going crazy. This kid may not be able to compare with her. After all, she can even break down.
Uh-huh, I don't understand it a little bit (to my fingers) and it feels like the content is a bit confusing, but I don't want to waste my brain. Can you please explain it to me?
I don't know how to do all the work, so I'll give you a tip (sincerely). If you are interested, you can save the stupid author's pre-receipt ~ "I Eliminate the Love Brain in the Cultivation World". The pre-receipt copy is included in the introduction and column of this article. Catching Matthew Xianwen will cause blood to fly all over the sky. Don't miss this delicious one!!! (Blow a kiss
Still got points back. . . I really liked this book at that time
When can I pass this second level? It's too long. I don't want to read it. I want to skip it. Can anyone tell me which chapter ends this maze?
There are so many slots but no mouth. This platform won't hold back even if it says it, and it won't listen even if it holds it.
When I almost stayed up all night to read it, I realized it was a lump of shit. It was the time when I was most desperate. [Goodbye R] I risked sudden death and hair loss. Only when I saw the ending did I realize that it was a piece of shit. I felt like my throat was covered in phlegm. I felt nauseous after swallowing it and couldn't spit it out. [Goodbye R] After finishing the movie, I felt empty and then stopped. Every time I asked myself, this big fan, why I continued reading out of curiosity.
It's been a long time since I've had such a bad meal. Hard to describe in one word
Are you going to stop updating this book? 🥺