What Do I Do When My Roommates Are All Crazy About □□?

Name: What Do I Do When My Roommates Are All Crazy About □□?
Author: Chen Bu Xiu

室友都是猫猫的□□粉怎么破！

by Chen Bu Xiu (臣不休)

Status: Ongoing
Length: –
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: –
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

Wen Shu is a pretty little gluttonous kitty. To afford his favorite canned cat food and save enough for university, he has to work two jobs every day.

By day, he plays the part of a kitty at a cat cafe, where customers manhandle him. At night, he becomes a suggestive streamer.

On his first day of university, he discovers, to his amazement, that his roommates are the very same people who used to manhandle him at the cat cafe!

Cats are scared!

He tries to avoid them every day, but gradually...

Gradually, he realizes that his roommates aren't as bad as they seem. They bring him meals every day and invite him to class.

He just can't figure out why they always want to get close to him, putting their arms around his waist and touching his feet.

It's not a big deal, after all. They're all men!

But later, he finds a photobook of a cat-eared boy under one roommate's pillow.

The person in it is none other than him, damn it!

He flips through it and finds all kinds of shameless, lewd notes written by hand.

The little kitty turns red and closes the book, deciding to wait and see what happens.

Unfortunately, he then discovers the page where someone tipped his livestream, on the phone of another, aloof roommate. Seeing the familiar username, he crumbles.

Isn't this the top donor who always sends him filthy messages?

He packs up and runs away in the middle of the night.

After hiding from them for several days, the little kitty is cornered outside the door of the place he's renting.

Several towering, dark figures surround him.

Stammering, terrified out of his mind, he asks, "W-what... what are you going to do?"

"Shushu, are you afraid of us?" His roommates' eyes are dark and bruised, clearly showing that they haven't slept properly in days.

His body trembles as he grits his teeth.

Then he hears them continue, "Don't be afraid. Your husbands won't do anything to you."

H-husbands?

Roommate No. 1: "Shushu, let your husband touch your legs, and he'll buy you a yacht."

No. 2: "Shushu, give your husband a hug, and he'll buy you a yacht."

Wen Shu: ...No thanks, you're ugly.