Blurb:
Xue Tan (Samir) moved to Italy with his parents after they were invited to teach at Bocconi University. But after his parents were killed by a fan, he was unexpectedly left an orphan and was later adopted by Cesare Maldini.
Both AC Milan and Napoli feel they owe him!
All of Italy is waiting for him to grow up!
The entire Milan locker room wants to look after him!
The whole football world has a big brother for Samir!
The entire football world is competing to be Samir's one and only "good big brother"!
Bonus scene:
"Why do you have good big brothers at Real Madrid too?!" Nesta fumed.
"Is Raul as handsome as me?" Inzaghi tried to feed Samir a few baby biscuits.
"Raul isn't as handsome as you. That golden wolf is, but Samir, don't let them fool you. The better-looking a man is, the more likely he is to lie." Gattuso said with a straight face.
"Samir, who's your next good big brother?" Maldini was getting a little jealous too.
"Maybe Iker. When I went to see Zizou just now, Iker gave me lots of chocolate." Samir tilted his head and pulled out the treats Real Madrid's goalkeeper had given him. There was so much chocolate he couldn't hold it all in one hand, and some even slipped through his fingers.
The Milan locker room: Zidane!!!
Zidane: What happened? Why do I feel a thunderbolt coming? Am I about to undergo a tribulation???
A universally adored protagonist, with tons of unrequited crushes. Pairing undecided.
Theme: Samir has to grow up
