The pre-collection "The Best Movie King Dresses Up to Be Weak and Overturns" is a companion piece to this article. Please save it. The copy is below.
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Chu Shilin, who had been dead for thousands of years, was sleeping in his luxurious coffin as usual, but unexpectedly he was woken up by a loud noise.
Chu Shilin fell into deep thought when he looked at the huge hole in his front door and a bunch of strange people in strange clothes who rushed into his side hall, only to be shot by arrows from the side hall's organs and screamed that they were weak, pitiful and helpless.
To save or not to save?
Mu Lin did not expect that during an archaeological operation, he would bring home the largest antique in the ancient tomb - the owner of the tomb, Chu Shilin.
Seeing that he just unearthed something that didn't understand anything and didn't even know how to use the faucet, Mu Lin fell into deep thought.
Do you want to hand it over to the state?
Later
Mu Lin returned home early from get off work with the fried chicken he bought for Chu Shilin. As soon as he opened the bedroom door, he heard Chu Shilin roaring.
"Boy, do you know how to play? If you don't know how to play, are you looking for death by grabbing the middle lane?"
"I think you are looking for death."
Mu Lin narrowed his eyes and threw the fried chicken directly on the head of the big zongzi who was having fun: "You can even play games, and you lied to me that you don't know how to put out the bath water?"
Chu Shilin: Oh, it's over, the secret is exposed.
Later
Chu Shilin accompanied Mu Lin to various archaeological sites, and relied on his excellent professional knowledge (after all, he is a thousand-year-old rice dumpling, a pediatrician in antique appraisal and other things) to help Mu Lin in archeology and solve some supernatural problems.
Until one day, he encountered many things and was forced to separate from Mu Lin. When he found Mu Lin, he found that Mu Lin, who had been hiding behind him and said he was scared, was squeezing the neck of a green zombie with one hand, stepping on the head of a white zombie, and beating him with his bow from left to right.
Chu Shilin: "What do you call fear?"
"I'm just afraid, why can't I do it?" Mu Lin said as he removed the hair that he had just removed from another Mao Zong's body and still kept it in the dark, trying to destroy the body and eliminate any traces.
Chu Shilin, who saw clearly: "..."
1. 1V1 HE Millennium Zongzi, the evil boss attacks × the evil scholar with special physique, favors each other, and the two evils collide.
2. The tone is light-hearted, and there may be some nonsense. The place names, history, and metaphysics in the article are all vague, so don't go into details.
3. The main perspective of this article is attack, because the main plot is on attack, but the author is the protagonist, attack and CP control. It is forbidden to dismantle the reverse dream. Attack and acceptance are just a matter of perspective, so do not join in extreme party control.
4. The zombie levels come from Zi Buyu and are divided into purple zombies, white zombies, green zombies, hairy zombies, flying zombies, wandering zombies, lying corpses, and non-bone zombies. Chu Shilin is a non-bone zombie.
5. Chapter 2: Meeting each other, seeing each other for ten thousand years (no)
The copy was written on June 17, 2022, and all changes are recorded.
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"The movie king pretends to be weak and overturns"
In order to repay a debt of gratitude, actor Feng Chen took the script and went to a remote mountainous area to film.
Unexpectedly, a murder occurred on the crew, and people began to die one after another, which made people panic and the crew was forced to stop work.
What's even more unfortunate is that Feng Chen was apparently just being questioned on a routine basis, but he was labeled a criminal suspect by a marketing account, causing heated discussions.
The case is strange, and the Special Security Department, which specializes in investigating supernatural incidents, intervenes, and elite Yao Zhi is responsible for the docking work.
The moment he saw Yao Zhi, Feng Chen's cold expression suddenly changed.
Careful netizens discovered that Feng Chen often stared at a delicate and beautiful man in a daze.
The next day, the entry #FengchenGAY# was among the top trending searches.
Yao Zhi put down his phone and looked at Feng Chen meaningfully.
Feng Chen:......
Injustice, true injustice, he was more unjust than the innocent ghosts of the crew.
*
Since then, Feng Chen has been involved in a deeper conspiracy.
The tower of bones, knocking on the door, tongue pulling, life extension, underworld marriage... The supernatural events surrounding him are strange, strange and extremely dangerous.
During this period, Yao Zhi has been following around, helping Feng Chen overcome obstacles and protect him from wind and rain.
People were talking a lot, saying that Feng Chen was very scheming and relied on Zhang Junlian to seduce and use Yao Zhi to work for him. He was not a good person.
Hearing these rumors, Feng Chen sighed quietly.
Yao Zhi punched away the person who arranged Feng Chen, and turned to comfort Feng Chen: Don't listen to their nonsense, you are just an ordinary person, I will protect you.
Feng Chen's eyes were gentle: I'm so lucky to have you.
In response to this, everyone said: disgusting, vomiting.
*
During a certain mission, Yao Zhi was seriously injured and fell into a coma.
When the Special Security Department went to the rescue, they found that Feng Chen, who was previously weak and unable to take care of himself, had already arrived.
With so much resentment, Feng Chen hugged Yao Zhi and sat among the bones, holding Xie Gui's neck with one hand, his eyes indifferent and calm:
"Trash, how dare you touch him."
Everyone: "!?"
Yao Zhi, who was protected in Feng Chen's arms, weakly opened his eyes and gritted his teeth: "Feng Chen, how dare you lie to me!"
Feng Chen: It's over, it's overturned!
1. 1V1, the sinister boss Gong × who looks cold but pretends to be weak in front of Shou. Before rebirth, he was sharp and courageous. After rebirth, he couldn't close the panda ears well. Shou, who looks soft but is actually as neat as Shou, attacks Yao and Shou, favors each other, and favors Shou more. But the author guarantees that it will not be cruel and the emotional line will not be abused.
Intention: Good deeds will be rewarded and establish correct values
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