The Only Cure Is Cuddling with My Nemesis

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Blurb:

Jiang Ling has been troubled lately.

He keeps having the same dream over and over. The scene is simple: usually two people in a room. They barely exchange a few words before things get hot and heavy, and within minutes it turns into an R-rated scene.

It's simply too indecent to look at.

...That's right, all of Jiang Ling's dreams are erotic dreams.

It would be one thing if they were just ordinary erotic dreams, but the person in them is his universally known nemesis at school, Pei Yan, the cool and refined second young master of the illustrious Pei family.

Jiang Ling is certain he has no connection with that favored son of Heaven, and certainly harbors no inappropriate thoughts about him. He simply can't understand why he keeps having these dreams.

After waking up at dawn for the nth time, Jiang Ling decides to do something about it.

He asks around about what the young master Pei likes. If the other man likes blue, Jiang Ling wears red and green every day. If the other man hates greens, Jiang Ling eats nothing but vegetables. If the other man prefers classical music, Jiang Ling listens to rock every day... He does all this to remind himself that he really doesn't want anything to do with him.

But things don't improve. They only get worse.

For the first time, Jiang Ling understands what despair feels like.

Then, by chance, he discovers that getting close to the other man can stop the dreams.

Apparently, if the other man says more than ten words to him, the odds of dreaming that night drop dramatically. If the other man touches him, he gets a wonderful night's sleep.

Jiang Ling gets it.

So he shouldn't stay away. He should get closer.

So he changes tactics and racks his brains trying to stick by the other man's side.

He saves him a seat, brings him water, volunteers to do their group assignments, stops being snarky, goes easy on him during training, and spends all day orbiting around him.

After loudly "pursuing" him for over half a year, earning a reputation as a shameless cling-on, the two finally become friends who can just about bring themselves to invite each other out for a meal.

Jiang Ling is overjoyed. Using their friendship as an excuse, he secretly touches the other man every day. The troubling erotic dreams really do stop, and his sleep quality improves dramatically.

Life finally returns to normal. Jiang Ling is in a good mood every day, but one ordinary afternoon, that noble young master corners him against a wall.

Young Master Pei's face is cold, his expression blank. "I don't like blue."

Jiang Ling looks down at his blue school uniform, then raises his head in confusion. "Huh?"

"I haven't eaten breakfast yet."

"??"

"When are you coming home with me?"

"???"

Wait. Something seems a little off.

1. The setting is a modern alternate world, with technology about the same as ours. There are supernatural abilities, but they don't play a major role. At heart, this is a romance.

2. This blurb doesn't cover everything; it's just part of the main story. The author likes melodrama, so there will be stand-ins, amnesia, groveling, and other dramatic tropes later on. Don't read if that's not your thing.

3. The gong is a stubborn tsundere who can talk his way through the end of the world, and is leagues ahead of everyone at forgetting his own roots. The shou is a complete straight guy.

4. The gong will learn the truth later, and he'll find ways to make every dream scene that can be made real come true.

Theme: Strive for the happiness of all humanity