Jason Plans to Give Up (Not Really)

A sudden idea, a silly story with no regard for logic. Please turn off your brain while reading, thanks.

After dying for the 99th time, Jason took his friend's advice. This time, his hundredth, he was going to give up and coast.

Just kidding.

Jason realized he had a max-level character: Red Hood. So he decided to play two roles. By day, he would slack off as an innocent little Wayne. By night, his max-level character would go on a rampage and kick everyone's ass!

One day, not long after Dick went solo, Bruce came across a kid who was just his type (black hair, blue eyes, and super cute! Hooray!) trying to steal his tires. The kid looked like he could be a Robin, so Bruce adopted him!

But later, he realized, oh! He was just a poor, fragile, sweet, helpless little kid. How could Bruce have wanted him to face those vicious criminals? [After returning from patrol, Batman shouts before going to bed, "I deserve to die!"]

Jason, who was just trying to coast: Sure.

A month later, Dick saw in the newspaper that Bruce had adopted a new son and immediately got furious! "It's barely been any time at all, and you already have a new Robin???"

He sprang up in a rage and raced back to Wayne Manor in a blaze of sparks to confront Batman. When he learned that there was no new Robin and the new little brother was just an ordinary kid, Dick froze. Then he turned and saw his adorable little brother with reddened eyes.

[In the middle of the night, Dick gets up: I really deserve to die!]

Jason, whose eyes were red from getting carried away with the act and from the effects of his age, despite being genuinely angry: You damn Dickie Bird! Get ready for the righteous fist of Red Hood!

At the same time, Batman discovered that someone with an unclear allegiance had come to Gotham, someone called Red Hood. Wasn't that the Joker's title?! [Batman reaches for the oxygen tank.]

As he worried about it, Batman discovered that Red Hood didn't like the Joker. In fact, he hated him. Perfect! You don't like the Joker, and I don't like the Joker. We're best friends for life!

After Bruce adopted Tim and Damian, the family still had no idea about Jason's secret identity. Then one day, while on a mission, they ended up in another world and discovered that Jason was Red Hood.

Jason, happily eating the little cookies Alfred gave him at home, felt a chill run down his back. He had a feeling something big was about to happen.

Probably a sweet story from beginning to end? (I don't know either. I haven't started writing it yet.)

The Joker won't attack any of the Birds, because Red Hood will stop him. There won't be a scenario where Tim gets tortured because Jason isn't around. I'm a real mom, I swear.

Warnings: My writing may not live up to the blurb. You can take this idea, but tell me where you're writing it before you do. I want to read it too. This kid wants fic to eat (?˙ー˙?)

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