I'm a National Treasure, Come Suck Me!

Before dying suddenly from overwork, office worker Lin Su made one last wish: in his next life, he wanted to lie flat, live off the fat of the land, and wait to die.

When he opens his eyes again...

Dark circles, round ears, and paws that can blossom.

He's transmigrated into a giant panda!

The good news: He's a national treasure. He can go wherever he wants, and anyone who catches him goes to jail.

The bad news: He's a wild animal, injured, and his own mother just kicked him out of the family. He tried teasing a lone wolf, only to get chased by its parent.

With an empty, rumbling belly, Lin Su stares at the lake and thinks for a moment.

Then the round, fluffy, black-and-white rice ball goes bouncing happily toward the gates of the panda conservation center.

Open up! A bear has come to apply for a government job!

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The panda conservation center finds a panda that has staged a pathetic little scam to get adopted.

A two-centimeter injury takes half a month to heal, and all the while it clings to its keeper's leg, crying and refusing to leave.

Released into the wild eight times, it comes back eight times. It's obviously decided to stick around!

The center director sees how cute and good-natured it is, how affectionate it is with both people and other bears. It can comfort a middle-aged keeper who lost his only child and has become a panda dad, and help a timid, insecure disabled bear heal.

With a wave of the hand, the director says, "We'll keep it for now!" The center is about to start livestreaming, and they're short one panda star!

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Lin Su holds a tender bamboo shoot for his mukbang, picks at his toes, listens to gossip, and settles disputes between neighboring bears, people and bears, and people with people...

Before he knows it, he's living a viral-star life, livestreaming two hours a day while countless panda fans shriek over how cute he is and bang their heads against the wall for him.

His only problem is that the little wolf he teased has come all the way to find him, bringing him food every day by climbing over the wall.

It also tries to scare him with its glowing green eyes, hoping to drive him back to the forest.

Lin Su: ?

Lin Su (clutching his iron rice bowl): No way! I'm going to rely on my own national-treasure status to live off the fat of the land for a hundred years!

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Later on,

Lin Su not only makes his wish come true, lying flat in every world,

but also leaves behind a beautiful legend as an animal top-tier star in every world, alongside his partner!

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[Planned Worlds]

The three highland goofballs who like using their tails as footrests: Pallas's cats

A noble-blooded urban stray big shot: leopard cats

A long-legged supermodel with killer lashes who can do the splits to catch snakes: secretary birds

A fluffy, clingy, whimpering cutie: otters

A plump, round, fluffy little bird: long-tailed tits...

[Reading Guide]

1. The protagonist is focused on getting adopted into a government job for a hundred years.

2. A story about animals only. Neither the gong nor the shou can talk.

3. A work born of an overworked employee losing it. A fluffy, healing story, so please don't compare it to cruel reality. It's all fictional, fictional, fictional! That's important, so I'm saying it three times!

4. This story lets loose, so just let loose and read it. Leave your brain with the blurb, and let's lie flat together > <

Thesis: Come enjoy some animal sweetness!