The Happy Life of Nala, the Deposed Empress of the Qing Dynasty

"Oh, heavens, I, Yun Jinshu, have become the empress!"

"Wake up. You're a deposed empress..." the System reminded her.

"Hey! The food's good! The place is nice! I don't have to socialize! And there's someone to take care of me. Not a bad deal!"

"Get a grip. You're seriously ill, and you'll die next year," the System said coldly.

"Oh my goodness, my dear old grandma, now I don't have to worry about getting old!"

"Are you stupid?" The System's mechanical voice turned angry. "Are you binding yourself to me or not? I can read minds..."

"Creepy. You just want to eavesdrop on people's thoughts," Yun Jinshu said disdainfully.

A month later, Yun Jinshu clenched her fist. Damn broken system! She couldn't hear anything! Whatever, she'd entertain herself!

In the Hall of Mental Cultivation, Qianlong was in agony. A starving ghost had suddenly appeared in the imperial palace, thinking about nothing but food all day. Even the shamans were helpless. This was driving him crazy!

At night, the emperor was reviewing memorials when his whole body suddenly grew hot. He tugged at his collar. This was a lecherous ghost too, always thinking naughty thoughts!

Theme: There will be bread, and everything else too!