Sorcerer, but My Childhood Friend Is Zero

I had a childhood friend. Later, he became my boyfriend, and in the end, my ex-boyfriend.

My name is Makise Izumi. I'm a Grade 1 jujutsu sorcerer, and the head of the jujutsu world's liaison office at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department.

The existence of the jujutsu world is semi-public knowledge in ordinary society, and it has formed a partnership with the police.

I'm in charge of this newly established Special Incident Response Division, which has absolutely nothing in it.

Beaming with joy :)

First, I have no objection to the position itself.

Second, why was I the last one to hear about this?!

You rotten fox of a senpai! You rotten bastard-cat of a senpai! Die, die, die!!!

Unfortunately, both of these heartless senpai are tough fighters. One-on-one, we'd both end up badly hurt; two-on-one, I'd just get pinned to the ground and ground into the dirt.

They'd absolutely gang up on me!

So I chose to swallow my anger, but I couldn't let them get off too easily.

That's why my bastard-cat senpai and I showed up at this boring banquet.

If you have to do something you hate, bring someone else down with you. It does me no good, but having one more unhappy person is its own comfort.

But then a new situation arose.

My ex-boyfriend, who'd been gone for years, suddenly showed up, acting all cozy with someone else.

Heh. It's getting cold out. Let's turn this pair of cheating scumbags into bean paste.

2025/5/26

# Reader's Guide:

1. The main text is written in third person.

2. Everyone survives.

3. Not sure whether it'll follow the main Detective Conan storyline.

4. I'll add more if I think of anything.

Theme: Evil will never triumph over good