Blurb:
Long, long ago, there was a little pineapple. She was adorable and beautiful, and accidentally caught the attention of the rabbit next door. Her father, who couldn't always stay by his daughter's side, was worried sick.
But Pineapple Dad was far too powerful. The rabbit was nothing compared to him. Thankfully, Pineapple Sister was kind enough to heal his wounds.
Pineapple Dad sneered. "You want my little Pineapple? You've got no money, no looks, and no talent. There's no way I'm giving my beautiful daughter to you!"
The rabbit was desperate! Pineapple Sister was so innocent she was clueless about this sort of thing. If he wanted to win her over, he absolutely had to spend more time with her. But Pineapple Dad was too clever. How could he get past him?
A kid in a black suit pointed a gun at the rabbit's head. "Listen up and train hard, and you'll get yourself a great wife."
Ten years later, the rabbit was taller, stronger, and richer. He was ready to get married.
But he had turned black, too...
A little note:
As you can tell from the blurb, this is a story with absolutely no substance, and the characters are all out of character.
All I can say is that I'm not bashing the source material, and I won't turn this into a Mary Sue story or a brainless romance.
The characters are very strange. In the everyday-life chapters, they're all idiots [.] But when the plot gets going and they fight, they're perfectly normal [.]
But... once in a while, I might still say something ridiculous during a fight.
I understand how much some readers love the original Katekyo Hitman Reborn! If you're a purist, you'd better call the author an idiot and run for it...
Updates are irregular. I can only promise not to abandon it or make it pay-to-read. Believe me, even if I go a year without updating [...], I'll still come back. If you give me a nudge (somewhere I can see it, of course), I'll come rolling back sooner... (I'm asking to be beaten up v-v-)
After my story with Jackie on QQ and my Weibo were bombarded one after another, I was surprised to find that this story, which I myself had long since stopped caring about, was actually my most popular one - - because everyone asking for updates kept saying, "When are you going to update 2796?"... Now that I'm back, I have to be serious: I can only promise not to abandon it or make it pay-to-read. Updating is such a painful business, so I'll have to do it when I have both inspiration and time. If you're willing to believe that no matter how long it takes, I'll crawl back, then... jump in [.] I really couldn't stand looking at the earlier chapters, so I fixed some of the wording. Though I'm unhappy with a lot of it, I don't have time to rewrite it, so I can only make a few small edits and leave it for now. I just want to say I'll do my best to make it better and better. Thank you to the girls who've kept this story in mind, and to the person who'd chase me to the ends of the earth to make me come back and update...
Hey, I finally found a long article about 2796, hold on~~
Please update! !
Sure enough, pineapple is the cutest creature in the world
The soaked pineapple in Italy said that he was under a lot of pressure. How could he explain to his lovely Cullom that he had forgotten the etiquette wrongly and also personally gave his daughter... Ah, he gave her lovely Cullom her first kiss.
Her lovely Cullom? It should be him. . . . . - -|||
Very interesting article 2796~ I decided to keep following it! Come on, author Sang!
More than a year ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What a cheater, you bastard. It's already October and you won't be here to update your tattoos. As a diver, I can't help but come out. Is this okay?
Nanye, get out of here and update the article [Smile
Okay, I'll support this article. If he cheats, hum, you understand, right?
Oh, hey, girl Luoluo, how can your writing style be so loving? This is the end of the trap.
I heard that Lolo girls are neither noble nor glamorous. I heard that Lolo girls will happily reply to comments when they see them. [←These are all from the column, right = =]↓
What if I say, [serious] Lolo girl, I want to hook up with you? [Self-respect].. Okay, I'll poke it myself = =
I was laughed at by this article hahahahaha
Hey, I finally found a long article about 2796, hold on~~ Please update! !
Sure enough, pineapple is the cutest creature in the world
The soaked pineapple in Italy said that he was under a lot of pressure. How could he explain to his lovely Cullom that he had forgotten the etiquette wrongly and also personally gave his daughter... Ah, he gave her lovely Cullom her first kiss. Her lovely Cullom? It should be him. . . . . - -|||
Very interesting article 2796~ I decided to keep following it! Come on, author Sang!
More than a year ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What a cheater, you bastard. It's already October and you won't be here to update your tattoos. As a diver, I can't help but come out. Is this okay?
Nanye, get out of here and update the article [Smile
Okay, I'll support this article. If he cheats, hum, you understand, right?
Oh, hey, girl Luoluo, how can your writing style be so loving? This is the end of the trap. I heard that Lolo girls are neither noble nor glamorous. I heard that Lolo girls will happily reply to comments when they see them. [←These are all from the column, right = =]↓ What if I say, [serious] Lolo girl, I want to hook up with you? [Self-respect].. Okay, I'll poke it myself = =