After Joining the Five-Man Police Academy Group, the Plot Went Off the Rails

A police academy is a magical place.

There's my superior, Sakaguchi.

There's Dazai, who might be the leader of the □□.

There's Oda, who helps the Armed Detective Agency with investigations.

And there's Chuuya, who keeps saying, "I don't want to be a cop," but gets a perfect score in hand-to-hand combat.

And, of course, the brains of the group, the "Greatest Detective in the World," Edogawa Ranpo! Ranpo is number one!

Dazai Osamu: A cop by day, a □□ by night. What a thrill.

Edogawa Ranpo: I hate this place! Everyone's lying... Huh? Why is Hirakawa Ko so straightforward?

Nakahara Chuuya: Is this guy's stamina seriously that freakish?

Oda Sakunosuke: The curry at the police academy is surprisingly good.

Sakaguchi Ango: Hirakawa, please, for the love of god, stop causing me trouble!!!

Alternate-universe warning! OOC warning! Slow updates warning!

The plot is unpredictable! The early chapters focus on academy life, while the later ones may have more Bungo Stray Dogs! Pairings undecided! I'll say so in the blurb if I decide! Most likely no pairings!

I'll see which of my two stories gets more favorites and comments, then update that one more often (rests chin on hand).

Theme: The simple, ordinary things are what matter most