[Kamen Rider] I'm Just a Ramen Shop Owner, I Really Don't Know Anything!

I'm Sakurai Keiwa. My parents are alive, and I have an older sister. I run a noodle shop now, and my life is pretty fulfilling.

Tanuki soba is really delicious! I hope the world stays peaceful today, too!

But not long ago, that Star of the Stars of the Stars came to eat noodles at my shop. He said some strange things and insisted on leaving me his contact information.

Then Miss Neon, from Neon TV, which my sister loves watching, came here to eat noodles, too. She even came while streaming live.

Thanks to them, business at the noodle shop suddenly boomed, and we're a little overwhelmed.

Win Sensei volunteered to work part-time at the shop. Come to think of it, wasn't Win Hareruya a rock singer before?

A regular customer, the priest Douji, asked if I really couldn't remember anything. Thinking it over, I don't seem to have any gaps in my memory.

Rentaro Kurasu, who claims to be from another world, says I'm a Kamen Rider and an important companion.

So why is everyone treating me so carefully?

What are Kamen Riders and the DGP?

Did I forget something important?

What a terrible show. It makes me so mad.

An IF story! I'm changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it, changing it!

They whitewashed a character? Change it! They made someone turn evil in a clumsy, brainless way? Change it! They didn't care whether ordinary people lived or died? Change it! Everyone acted like a different person in every episode? Change it! I'm changing all of it!

How did Takahashi manage to write something like this? It's harder than chewing an eraser and spitting out iron.

The original 1.0 premise was that after Ace became a god, he slacked off and kept being the Star of the Stars of the Stars, while the F4 group, Pumpkin Jack, and the others asked to keep their memories. But for some reason, Tanuki lost all memory of the DGP competition. I'll see how to change things after I finish watching the series. I don't know what happens to Sparrow and Tsumuri later, so I didn't dare include them in the synopsis.

2.0 premise: This IF story may change a lot. I'll write it step by step (I hope I don't turn it into a food show). The plan is for him to have amnesia early on, then for a parallel-universe version of my black Tanuki to show up in the middle and restore his memories. I haven't figured out how to wrap things up in the later part yet.

[Important: Let me make this clear up front: I don't recommend this for people who are overly aggressive or who only support one character, and there may be a lot of out-of-character behavior! If you insist on the characters acting exactly as they do in the show, please leave, too. And nobody is forcing you to read this. If you don't like it, feel free to leave using the top corners. If you think the plot or the characters' words and actions are problematic, we can discuss it in the comments, but please don't pick fights, insult people, or go off topic. Thanks. The author is a high school senior on the run, and the writing is awful. I just want to give them a happy ending, a world where everyone can live happily ever after.]

Theme: Love and Peace