[Haikyuu!!] Carnivorous and Dangerously Suggestive Remarks

My new story next door is being updated daily: “Making Absolutely Awesome Haikyuu!! Merch.” It's about the Haikyuu!! gang as adults, and it has both romance and merch. As one of the three managers of the Karasuno Volleyball Club, Kureku always gets asked why someone with such a gorgeous face would become the volleyball club's manager. Every time, she says, “Because I like tall guys.” Over ninety percent of the members of every school's volleyball club meet that requirement, so everyone naturally assumes Kureku likes all the volleyball players. But Kureku has a secret she can't share: she's actually the famous social media blogger behind “Haikyuu!! Players' Record.” Not only does she take all the gorgeous photos of the volleyball players, she also creates their widely shared, immersive merch and the romantic commentary that goes with it. Some of the spicy, carnivorous remarks from her romantic commentary include, but aren't limited to: It turns out that Sakusa, who thinks the world and other people are “unclean” because of his germophobia, would say, “I'm sweaty. I'll get you dirty.” In his eyes, you're the purest flower in this world, in this universe. Kuroo may look sly and full of mischief, but he'll take care of everything for his girlfriend. He's a carnivorous boyfriend overflowing with the desire to care for and protect her. When Bokuto confesses to you, he'll say that he can only play volleyball for ten or so years, so he should cherish the time he has. But with you, he feels so happy knowing he has an entire lifetime. Even the volleyball idiot Kageyama confesses to you after realizing, “Wait, is this what love is?” He says, “Unlike a setter, who has to send the ball away, I know that in love I need to hold your hand tightly.” But say too many dangerous things, and sooner or later you'll get burned. One day, Kureku is finally exposed by fans as the person running the account. She's doomed. All those acquaintances she's written romantic commentary about come looking for her. “Your romantic commentary is so vivid and immersive. So when are you going to accept our confessions?” The romance develops through mutual flirtation. Once the timing is right, they get together. The ending is one-on-one. There's both a career storyline and a romance storyline. Theme: A thirst blogger's path to draining everyone's wallet with gorgeous men