Fu Linong never paid attention to the story when she played games. When she first transmigrated into Water Margin, she thought she'd ended up inside the MMORPG she was playing, The Heroes of Water Margin. That is, until she realized the Song Jiang she'd met was a genuinely short, dark, chubby man, not the handsome older gentleman from the game.
The good news: She brought her game account with her, and her current combat stats and wealth make her the strongest person of her age.
The bad news: She'd been showing off too much while playing, and had set her super flashy, oversized weapons to display their bound appearance. So...
Now she has to parade around every day with two hammers three times the size of her head.
And, according to the game, each hammer weighs eight hundred jin.
So:
While Li Zhong, the Tiger-Slaying General, performs in Weizhou City, Fu Linong sets up nearby to sell strength pills.
“Strength pills! Genuine strength pills! Take one, and you can lift an eight-hundred-jin hammer with ease!”
Lu Zhishen can uproot a willow tree with his bare hands. Fu Linong gives a ten-meter-tall old willow a light pat, and as the tree falls, a Shi Qian drops out of it.
Wu Song boasts, “I once killed a fierce tiger with just a few punches and kicks.”
Fu Linong: ...Sorry, I don't hurt protected animals.
Then one day, she takes her hammers into battle, and dazzling beams of five-colored light burst from their massive heads.
Song Jiang, his face black, drops to his knees before her. “So you're the Lady of the Nine Heavens!”
Fu Linong: Who? The Lady of the Nine Heavens? Where?
“Lady, for the sake of our brothers' future, should I accept the amnesty?”
Fu Linong: ...Now you're thinking about amnesty? Why didn't you think about other people's futures before you “recruited” them to the mountain?
“Don't accept it.”
With the Jingkang Humiliation approaching, can't we make an effort to build a harmonious socialist society?
Blurb archived on 2023/08/27
The male lead has not been decided yet. There's a 40% chance it'll be Yan Qing, a 30% chance it'll be Wu Song, and a 30% chance it'll be an original male lead. So a blurb from the male lead's perspective will be posted once the male lead is set.
The author is also really torn, QAQ.
Theme: Building a harmonious society
