Yu Yan really did love reading comics, but not enough to want to transmigrate into one.
And even if he had transmigrated into a comic, why did he still have to see everyone's thought bubbles after it had become the real world?!
Random passerby A (shouting bubble): Ah! This sucks. I have to go to the front lines to kill bugs again, then go back to surviving on nothing but nutrient solution. Damn it! I'm going to eat three extra burgers later!!!
Random passerby B (airy bubble): Wow! That little Sentinel is so hot! I want to dance on his abs!
Random passerby C (black bubble with sparkles): Waaaah... I've been rejected by a Guide again! But this time it's true love! Waaaaah... Why is our compatibility only 10%? That can't be right. I knew at first sight that he was the one destiny chose for me. The machine must be broken...
Yu Yan: Ah! Someone gouge my eyes out!
I was wrong! I was really, truly wrong!
I shouldn't have climbed over the wall in the middle of the night to read 19x comics!
For my crimes, can you let the internet police punish me instead? Please don't send me into a comic where I have to see everyone's desire-filled thought bubbles!!!
Yu Yan: Somebody save me! I'll never read Sentinel-Guide comics again! I'll never look at their blocky abs, long legs, or thermoses again, okay?!
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100% Guide is a Sentinel-Guide comic you have to use a VPN to read. It was the one Yu Yan was reading before he transmigrated.
Yu Yan no longer had any time to care about the love and hate between the comic's protagonists.
These bubbles floating around everywhere were seriously disrupting his life!
He was very worried about his eyes. If he kept looking at all these bubbles, he was going to get a stye!
Damn it! What if he really did get one and it ruined the quality of his golden tear-drops?!
That's right! Yu Yan had become a natural-born mermaid from the deep sea.
Every day he did absolutely nothing, except pinch himself now and then and sell all kinds of pearls he produced himself on the Star Network.
Happy tears were gold, sad tears were blue, angry tears were black...
"What about the pink ones?" Pei Ling had collected a box of red pearls. He picked out the reddest one and held it up for Yu Yan to see clearly.
Yu Yan blushed. "Put it away!"
Pei Ling: "They're such beautiful pearls. I want to look at them some more. I'm not putting them away."
Yu Yan tried to snatch them, but Pei Ling dodged with the box full of red pearls.
"Every pearl has a story, and I remember every single one clearly." Pei Ling smiled at Yu Yan, who was both embarrassed and furious. He couldn't help recalling where each pearl had come from, savoring the memories with obvious pleasure.
"Shut up!" Yu Yan was really angry now.
He was still thinking about it! This lecherous pervert!
Pei Ling, who hadn't said a word, innocently blinked at Yu Yan.
[This one was made the first time Yan Yan and I were together. He was so afraid of the pain that a few blue threads were hidden in its red glow.]
[A beautiful first time!]
[Again...]
"Shut up! Make your thoughts shut up!!!" Yu Yan's face turned as red as a ripe peach.
Stop thinking about it! He didn't want to read any more of those scandalous thoughts he produced!
He was really, truly going to get a stye!!!!
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[One-on-one romance, mermaid Guide x Sentinel, sweetened like industrial candy.]
Theme: Love life!
