As the student with the best grades in Class 1, Grade 2, Tianhe No. 3 Middle School, Zhuang Lu was selected to participate in the English speech contest.
But he has been mute in English since elementary school. He can read and write well, but is completely useless in listening and speaking.
In order to improve his speaking ability, Zhuang Lu spent 300 yuan on an English learning app and purchased a real person to accompany him to practice. If he is not satisfied, he will return it.
After he added WeChat with anxiety, he unexpectedly found that the spoken language of this companion chat was even more standard and beautiful than the one in the tape recorder.
The voice was as clear as cold spring, refreshing and calm, it completely hit his xp
So much so that after the speech contest ended, he shyly asked the other party if he could continue chatting in the future.
Later, he discovered that this online teacher perfectly matched all his fantasies about his significant other.
He fell in love one-sidedly, yes, he fell in love online
It wasn't until the day he received the admission notice from his favorite university that he reported back to the website and learned the shocking news that he had actually added the wrong teacher!
At this time, the classmate ended the meeting with his online dating partner, and sadly told him: My girlfriend has a sweet voice and looks like a fairy... In real life: She is thirty-eight years old, completely different, and wants him to be a threesome.
He looked at the last sentence in the chat box: [See you tomorrow]
had a cold war
***
Xu Suisheng couldn't resist her mother's insistence, so she added the date of her blind date on WeChat. After deciding to add her, she made it clear to the other party.
Unexpectedly, my friend passed through, and after saying "Hello" in the chat box, a voice message came
The young man's voice was green and uneasy: Brother, your English is very good. Can we practice together for an hour every day?
Obviously, she wasn't his blind date, but he replied "Okay" out of nowhere.
The young man is outspoken and cute, sensible and progressive, and you can talk to him about anything.
At some point, he thought it would be nice to have such a child, and he gradually became interested in it.
Then, during the summer vacation when the teenager's college entrance examination was over, we met for a face-to-face interview.
He sent a WeChat message and got a bright red exclamation mark
[The other party has turned on friend verification, but you are not his (her) friend yet]
The next message is: [Brother, I'm sorry, I just realized that I have added the wrong person]
Purpose: Learning is the most important