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[Pre-released article "I found out I added the wrong friend after falling in love online", please collect it, the copy is at the bottom~]
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When Chu Shenhe was thirteen years old, he was ordered to face danger and took over a devastated and precarious country.
He worked hard and worked hard all his life before he managed Daxuanhai, Qingheyan, and Siyibinfu.
Finally, died of illness
But I didn't expect that when I opened my eyes again, I would be in another world.
His new identity is that of a playboy, a well-known high-profile loser who is completely different from his previous life.
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It is said that in 3023, the most dazzling crape myrtle star was born in the Flower Planting Congress. Many netizens talked about it:
Is he a superstar actor who has become a top-notch actor since his debut and won international film festivals?
He is also a financial stock god who came out of nowhere, entered the top 100 wealth list in just two years, and founded a unicorn company!
Is he the brightest sports star shining in the Olympics this summer?
He is also a technology tycoon who is known as a century-old genius and whose research and development achievements are astonishing!
Or maybe it's the master of traditional Chinese medicine who has recently aroused international public opinion and solved the world's medical problems with his wonderful rejuvenation...
However, when faced with the media's ridicule and interviews, all the Ziwei stars frowned: The light of a firefly cannot be considered elegant. I have faith and shine with the sun and the moon.
Netizens:? Who are you talking about?
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The civil and military officials of the Xuan Dynasty never thought that they would be in bliss after death and could follow His Majesty for another life.
They are excited to flex their muscles in the new world and want to make great contributions. Unfortunately, there is still a group of damn colleagues who continue this undecided victory in the previous life.
Shangshu of the Ministry of Household Affairs: Money is the foundation of a country
Young generals: galloping on the field to show off the prestige of our country
Minister of the Ministry of Industry: Scientific and technological progress, keeping pace with the times
Hanlin enshrines: only literature has a long history
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Netizens: Gan! All the heroes are gathered together, all the stars are holding the moon, but is it the Chu Dandy who is holding the moon? Isn't this a lie-win?
Facing the enthusiastic gazes of the ministers, Chu Shenhe's eyebrows were slightly curved and he smiled modestly:
This is what I deserve after working hard all my life.
——————The following is the copy of the advance receipt——————
"I found out I added the wrong friend after falling in love online", please collect it~
As the student with the best grades in Class 1, Grade 2, Tianhe No. 3 Middle School, Zhuang Lu was selected to participate in the English speech contest.
But he has been mute in English since elementary school. He can read and write well, but is completely useless in listening and speaking.
In order to improve his speaking ability, Zhuang Lu spent 300 yuan on an English learning app and purchased a real person to accompany him to practice. If he is not satisfied, he will return it.
After he added WeChat with anxiety, he unexpectedly found that the spoken language of this companion chat was even more standard and beautiful than the one in the tape recorder.
The voice was as clear as cold spring, refreshing and calm, it completely hit his xp
So much so that after the speech contest ended, he shyly asked the other party if he could continue chatting in the future.
Later, he discovered that this online teacher perfectly matched all his fantasies about his significant other.
He fell in love one-sidedly, yes, he fell in love online
It wasn't until the day he received the admission notice from his favorite university that he reported back to the website and learned the shocking news that he had actually added the wrong teacher!
At this time, the classmate ended the meeting with his online dating partner, and sadly told him: My girlfriend has a sweet voice and looks like a fairy... In real life: She is thirty-eight years old, completely different, and wants him to be a threesome.
He looked at the last sentence in the chat box: [See you tomorrow]
had a cold war
***
Xu Suisheng couldn't resist her mother's insistence, so she added the date of her blind date on WeChat. After deciding to add her, she made it clear to the other party.
Unexpectedly, my friend passed through, and after saying "Hello" in the chat box, a voice message came
The young man's voice was green and uneasy: Brother, your English is very good. Can we practice together for an hour every day?
Obviously, she wasn't his blind date, but he replied "Okay" out of nowhere.
The young man is outspoken and cute, sensible and progressive, and you can talk to him about anything.
At some point, he thought it would be nice to have such a child, and he gradually became interested in it.
Then, during the summer vacation when the teenager's college entrance examination was over, we met for a face-to-face interview.
He sent a WeChat message and got a bright red exclamation mark
[The other party has turned on friend verification, but you are not his (her) friend yet]
The next message is: [Brother, I'm sorry, I just realized that I have added the wrong person]
Mission: Strive for development and progress
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Doctor Zaisai Gaoaoaoaoao! ! ! Why isn't Atsushi's character "a minor who was bullied and dropped out of school"? Cannian (what are you excited about?! In fact, the doctor means a lot. Mr. Mori was born as a military doctor, and he raised Dazai (huh?). Dazai doesn't care about M. M. P in his heart...