In This Life I Want to Be a Green Algae Ball

Note: This article is written in the first person. It is the author's crazy work about wanting to be a green algae ball. If you don't want to read it, the little angels can point the cross and it will probably go the funny and crazy route. Who knows? You can save it if you like it, and it will be updated from time to time. A conservative estimate is that it will be updated about every five days, but it also depends on whether I have late-stage lazy cancer. Not a trap. ———————————————— I, an ordinary ordinary person, suddenly died one day because I stayed up late writing fan fiction. He was brought to the Lord of Hell by Yinshi. The Lord of Hell saw that my life was not over yet, and he was curious as to why I died so quickly. I said, sudden death. To make it up to me, he asked me who I would be in my next life. He can arrange it. I said, I don't want to be a human being, can I just be an alga? The Prince of Hell was speechless. Do you really not want to be a human being? I said, is it too difficult to be an algae? I can also be a cockroach, an invincible little strongman who can also scare people. The Lord of Hell's face was full of black lines. I went on to say that it would also be nice to be a paramecium or a shoehorn. Seeing that my words became more and more outrageous, Lord Yama waved his hand and sent me to be reincarnated. So I became a green ball of fluffy green algae. Intention: No one will go crazy while alive.