Don't Stop Me, I Want to Retire!

Ye Lu, who died in the earthquake, came to the world of cultivation with the memories of his previous life and became the only direct disciple of the Xingyan sect Huaqing Shizun. But unlucky for him, he was barely able to break through the golden elixir in seclusion when he was told that a war between immortals and demons had broken out in the outside world. In order to protect the common people, his master Huaqing World Master sealed the demon world with his own power. Once back before bankruptcy, Ye Lu was seriously injured and forced to jump off a cliff. After his death, he was accidentally bound to the "Tiandao" system 9999. The "Tiandao" system 9999 deceived: [I'm your dad, v I am 9 9 9 9, I will send it back to your master with free shipping. Ye Lu: I don't have any money, how about me? 9999: Deal done. Ye Lu, who was temporarily euphoric, became the executor of 200 years of hard work to eliminate the unstable factors in the world and maintain the order of the world. Just when Ye Lu had finished his part-time job, he changed his name to Ye Lu and planned to sleep peacefully, when he met a group of people who did not care about human affairs. The secret cave of the Xingyan Sect, which had disappeared after four hundred years, re-entered everyone's field of vision at this time. Ye Lu (Ye Lu) also knew that the truth about the demise of the Xingyan Sect was not what he knew, and his master Lin Chu also had his own secret waiting for him to discover, and Ye Jiu also had another layer of his secrets. But! Why did the four male guests who were suspected of being the reincarnation of the Huaqing World Lord also come to destroy the stable life he had finally obtained? ! ! The first male guest I met: The beautiful 'Little Girl', the Demon Lord of Lumen Palace: Hello, get married. Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Thank you for the invitation, I don't know how to be sentimental. Ye Jiu (9999): Azhen fell in love with Aqiang on a starry night. Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Get lost, it's broad daylight now. Male Guest No. 2: A promotional Buddhist cultivator in a certain ruined temple: This benefactor is very lucky. Would you like to have a fortune telling? All he needs is a thousand top-quality spiritual stones! A string of Buddha beads clears the mind and calms the energy, and avoids evil spirits! Don't worry about monsters and monsters... Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Fortunately, he was careless. This time he met a salesman. Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Is it already so difficult these days? Even monks are engaged in sales promotion? Male guest No. 3: Mental Retard No. 1: Man, you have successfully attracted my attention. Don't be afraid. Come on, I will hold you in my arms... Ye Lu: I know I'm fine, but I'm my own. I don't want your heart. I just want my chin. Can you put it down? Thanks. Mental retard No. 1: Man, are you just playing with lust? I want to congratulate you, you successfully caught my attention. Ye Lu (Ye Lu): What the hell is your reading comprehension ability? You are the fish of nine leaks! Idiot No. 1: Oh, my damn charm has no place to be. My title is not a fish out of nine, but... Ye Lu (pulling Ye Jiu around and running away): Run, we don't play with the mentally retarded, it will affect our brains. Ye Jiu(-ι_-): Yeah. Retarded One: Oh my fiancé, come on let us fall in love! Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Yabai, believe it or not, I took out my twenty-meter machete myself. Male guest No. 4: A certain uncle: Come on, the Year of the Horse and Flea! Let us conquer the world, our goal is the stars and the sea! ! Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Uncle, although a man will be a boy until he dies, but his illness needs to be cured unless he gives me 100 million top-quality spiritual stones. Uncle: If you want money, come on, come on - there is no money now, but when we conquer the world, we will all have money hehehehe. Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Uncle, I am just a ghost and cannot become an immortal. Uncle: How could it be possible? I have a unique insight. You must be a genius that is rare to meet in a hundred years! Come, I will give you this skill. When you achieve great success, we can dominate the world. ! Wahahahaha! Ye Lu (Ye Lu): No, no, no, uncle, you are my uncle, you can't be sweet if you force yourself. Uncle: Even if it's not sweet, I'll train it to be sweet. I just like to force it! Control it! Love it! Hahahaha! Ye Lu (Ye Lu): Ya! Minute fly! Butterfly! Ye Lu looked at this group of well-known big guys from all walks of life who were playing tricks on each other's brains and cheating on their brains every day. He felt that the world would take a pill sooner or later, and he adhered to the principle of joining if he couldn't beat them. Ye Lu: I raise the banner for retirement! Let's see who dares to be its enemy! Kick their head like a ball! I am the brother of retirement! It is also a flag for retirement! Ahhhhhh! Ye Jiu (9999): Wuhu! This world is broken O(∩_∩)O. —————————— User Guide Highlight: If you can't stand it, you can point a mark. Also, the author likes to use dialogue to tell things, so there may be a lot of dialogue in the novel. Can little angels who can accept it give it a try? Forget it if you really can't accept it. 1. Ye Lu was the name I used in my previous life. After I finished working, I wanted to change my life, so I changed my name to Ye Lu. 2. The name Ye Lu is mostly used in the first few chapters, and Ye Lu is used uniformly in the following chapters. 9999 Is Ye Jiu. 3. The background of the story is mainly 400 years later, when Ye Lu (Ye Lu) has completed his 200-year career. The first few chapters explain the background and how to encounter the system. It will be relatively boring and contain a large amount of information. If you don't want to read the previous chapters, it doesn't matter. Just jump directly to the chapters I marked "New". There are some foreshadowings later on in the first few chapters, which generally does not affect the use. 4. This article belongs to Narcissus, and it is self-defeating. Ye Lu is capable of suffering, attacking and slicing, but is not capable of sustaining. He has an ordinary person's mentality. He may or may not have the ability to kill everyone. After all, everyone's susceptibility is different. 5. This is the author's debut novel, so the writing style is not guaranteed and I will try my best not to make mistakes. 6. Normally, it will be updated every three days. The word count should be 3,000 words as much as possible. There will be updates from time to time. The first six chapters have been completed. Concept: Everyone has their own reasons for meeting each other.