Heng Lele transmigrated into the role of the protagonist's bootlicking boss. Once he regained consciousness, his conscience bothered him, so he started doing everything he could to make amends.
First and foremost, he would be kind to Yan Hefei, a former film emperor who was gentle and devoted to his work (not).
Heng Lele covered his blushing face shyly. "Okay, actually it's because he's super handsome~~~"
After half a year away from the screen because of a scandal, Yan Hefei suddenly announced he was joining the rural variety show Notes from Yunxi.
Just as everyone thought the film emperor would use the show to make his comeback, Yan Hefei deliberately concealed his talents and became a useless background character.
Heng Lele raised his hand. "I know this one. It's the contrasting contestant's contract."
So, to protect Yan Hefei, Heng Lele transformed himself into the contrasting contestant's contrasting contestant.
The hilarious showdown between a useless rich second-generation heir and a scandal-plagued film emperor was about to begin!
When the other guests got up at five to feed the chickens,
Yan Hefei said, "It's cold. Let's get up later."
Heng Lele tucked the quilt around himself. "Get up if you want, but I'm taking a cold-weather day off today."
When the other groups had already boiled water to cook noodles,
Yan Hefei had barely chopped a few pieces of firewood before he complained, "It's too tiring. I'm done chopping."
Heng Lele went over to comfort him. "It's fine. Worst case, we'll eat instant noodles soaked in cold water tonight."
During the fishing competition,
Yan Hefei did the same thing as before and secretly put fish in the other contestants' baskets.
Heng Lele's eyes darkened as he focused on the zipper of Yan Hefei's wetsuit.
"What's a fish compared to abs that make your mouth water?"
Then, as soon as the show moved to Survival Site No. 2, a program originally focused on hard work and perseverance took a sudden turn: it became extravagant and decadent, with nobody doing a thing!
Confused viewers: Is this really the kind of thing you'd see on a rural variety show? We came here to watch 208 suffer!
They angrily pushed the related hashtags to the top of the trending list.
#WhyCantWeTakeAColdWeatherDayOff#
#ExpertsAdviseAgainstColdWaterInstantNoodles#
#YanHefeiShowsOffHisAbsAndLeavesEveryoneDrooling#
#FlopCoupleGetOffTheShow#
Curious bystanders came to see what all the fuss was about. As they watched, they noticed something was off.
"Yan Hefei looks like he's slacking, but why does he do everything Heng Lele asks?"
After half a year of joking around and bickering, the two of them reached the show's harvest season.
The real-CP fans started predicting disaster in advance. Harvest?! Don't make me laugh.
That rotten field won't produce a single grain of rice, except for their children!
The next second, Heng Lele and Yan Hefei appeared on the agricultural channel in formal attire.
Not only had they become ambassadors for agricultural promotion, but the location featured in the report was none other than the crab-catching "A Little Salty Rice Field," which had recently gone viral online?!
The show's official account posted high-definition photos of the two working in the fields, with the caption:
The uncut VIP version of Notes from Yunxi, coming soon!
From the CP fans' perspective: Who gets it? We watched Heng Lele and Yan Hefei fall in love over time on the show.
But then a video thoroughly humiliated them!
In the video, Heng Lele had already been coming and going with Yan Hefei at his hometown before filming even began. He had even brought a whole carload of gifts to meet the parents?!
Everyone who learned the truth: Ohoho, so the sneaky couple had been carrying on behind the scenes~~~ [Crooked-Mouth Loopy.jpg]
Reader's guide:
1. A fake-straight, goofy, over-the-top manager as the bottom x a film emperor who is sunny in public but possessive and can't stand the bottom getting close to anyone else in private, as the top.
2. Devoted love, one-on-one, food, ethnic customs, some showbiz elements, and lots of comedy.
3. The story isn't very kind to the original novel's main couple, so please be understanding.
4. The variety show part starts around chapter 22.
Theme: Don't blindly believe rumors online.
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