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Mi Zhao transmigrates into a book.
The good news: She's the heroine!
The bad news: It's a novel that puts its heroine through endless suffering!
Even worse: Before she gets her happy ending, she has to suffer a miscarriage, jump off a cliff, lose her memory...
And worst of all: The story is only three hundred thousand words in, so she still has to endure another seven hundred thousand words of abuse.
Mi Zhao: I want to die! But it feels like someone else is the one who deserves to die.
To avoid getting breast hyperplasia from swallowing her anger, Mi Zhao decides to drop all pretense of civility and enjoy a life of going completely crazy.
When faced with the domineering CEO who treats her as a substitute for his white moonlight...
Mi Zhao marches up and slaps him twice, then kicks and curses him. "You're a toad dreaming of a swan! You look ugly, and you've got a lot of nerve!"
"You want a substitute? If you love that face so much, go get yourself one in surgery!"
The CEO, beaten black and blue and running around with his head in his hands: "I won't look for one again! I was wrong!"
When faced with her scumbag father, who favors sons over daughters and is trying to wheedle money out of her...
Mi Zhao grabs a stool and smashes him with it, yelling as she goes. "If your mouth is bored, go lick a toilet. Stop yapping at me!"
"I don't have any money for you. If you want your life, I'll send you on your way right now!"
Her scumbag father, dizzy from the beating and being pointed at by passersby: "Help! I-I don't want to die!"
After a while, Mi Zhao realizes, feeling refreshed, that this world is actually pretty wonderful.
Also known as "If I'm Crazy Enough, No One Can Abuse Me"
Reading Guide:
1. The male lead isn't a domineering CEO. She won't pick a man out of the garbage heap.
2. The heroine's behavior should not be taken as a model for real life!
Upcoming novel: "I Conquered the Stars with the Devoted Wife System"
Blurb:
After her parents die one after the other and her relatives seize her inheritance, Ai Fu struggles to get by in the slums. Then, out of nowhere, she gets a System.
The System says:
"You're actually the true daughter of a duke, switched at birth through a malicious plot. They'll come to take you home in a few days."
"You have a fiance, chosen for you before birth. He's the empire's third prince and the chosen one of this world. He'll inherit the throne, unite the five planets, and become the supreme ruler of this interstellar realm."
"My mission is to mold you into the perfect empress, the woman the chosen one loves most. That way, you can stay by his side and benefit from his good fortune."
"Don't worry. No matter how many children you have, your figure will stay perfect. You'll be highborn and cherished for the rest of your life."
When Ai Fu doesn't seem convinced, the System shows her its store.
Ai Fu's eyes pass over the items the System heavily promotes, such as "Skin Like Ice and Bones Like Jade," "Eyes Like Autumn Waters," and "One-Hundred-Percent Fertility," before landing on the discount section.
Loyalty Pills: Make your maids and guards fiercely loyal to you, so you can manage your harem more easily!
Political Talent: A pretty face alone can't capture a man's heart. Smart and beautiful women are what men love most!
Martial Arts Talent: A little practice can bring a pleasant surprise. Normally, it's enough as a bedroom pastime!
As the System continues planning out Ai Fu's life as a "perfect woman," Ai Fu thinks to herself: If I already have all this, why should I go out of my way to please that damned third prince?
Who says an empress can't be the perfect woman?
Also known as "The Life of Ai Fu Capet, Legendary Empress"
These are my completed novels
"A CEO Who Isn't Cold Isn't a Good Male Lead": A CEO and his secretary are made for each other.
"The Tragic Heroine Has a System Mom": A moving mother-daughter bond!
"I Became the Stepmother of the Beautiful but Doomed Male Lead": A lighthearted child-rearing story!
"I'm a Happy Slacker in a Wealthy Family": A joyful slacker story.
Theme: It's your life, so just be happy.
Zhao Zhao works so hard, who will succeed if you don't succeed!
It's not very satisfying. After only a few pictures, there's someone who doesn't know if he's the male lead or the supporting actor. It's baffling.
He didn't die. Unfortunately, the heroine was not cruel enough. How could 10 grams be enough?
Ha
So is the original heroine saving herself? Really? Every time I see this kind of novel that looks like a brain bubble, I am speechless. Who on earth likes to read it? Don't you get angry after reading it?
Two cerebral palsy ah ah ah ah ah ah
Why do I feel that Shang Yujun's golden finger is wider than the heroine's...
Secretary Liu summed it up very well.
So these families went bankrupt, and they happened to have daughters of the right age who liked the one with the surname Huo. The family crisis prompted the daughters of those families to compete for the position of Mrs. Huo, because the original second daughter turned to Zhao Zhao, and the daughters of these families were needed to fill the gap of the second daughter, do the things of the second heroine in the plot, and promote the plot. The power of this plot can really make you feel the malice of those sadistic writers towards the female protagonists. If you like the characters you created, why would you let them suffer so much?
Return to Jiuling to Support Yourself
I Rely on My Right Hand to Become a Winner in Life
My Talent Skill Is Nuwa
A CEO Who Isn’t Aloof Isn’t a Good Male Lead
The Tragic Heroine Has a System Mom
I Became the Stepmother of a Tragic, Handsome Hero
I Conquered the Galaxy with the Loving Wife System
When I Sing, You All Die
One Year Before the Apocalypse
Sorry, I Ate the Love
Who Says I'm Just a Tool?
The Saintess of Light Wants to Change Jobs
Zhao Zhao works so hard, who will succeed if you don't succeed!
It's not very satisfying. After only a few pictures, there's someone who doesn't know if he's the male lead or the supporting actor. It's baffling.
He didn't die. Unfortunately, the heroine was not cruel enough. How could 10 grams be enough?
Ha
So is the original heroine saving herself? Really? Every time I see this kind of novel that looks like a brain bubble, I am speechless. Who on earth likes to read it? Don't you get angry after reading it?
Two cerebral palsy ah ah ah ah ah ah
Why do I feel that Shang Yujun's golden finger is wider than the heroine's...
Secretary Liu summed it up very well.
So these families went bankrupt, and they happened to have daughters of the right age who liked the one with the surname Huo. The family crisis prompted the daughters of those families to compete for the position of Mrs. Huo, because the original second daughter turned to Zhao Zhao, and the daughters of these families were needed to fill the gap of the second daughter, do the things of the second heroine in the plot, and promote the plot. The power of this plot can really make you feel the malice of those sadistic writers towards the female protagonists. If you like the characters you created, why would you let them suffer so much?
Can you put a GPS locator in your hair? Cow wow