Collecting favorites for my two-at-once historical romance, The Funeral Pyre of Love: Buddha Says It Cannot Be Spoken (Reborn)!
Here is this story:
[An incredibly dramatic, gorgeous livestreamer × a top-tier star who seems aloof but secretly loves gossip]
Song Zhiyi never imagined she would be bound to a gossip System!
Song Zhiyi: I can see everyone's stories.
Passerby A: Yeah, right. You can't even make up a convincing lie.
[Master, let me tell you, that guy's got a very green hat! Old Wang next door and his wife...]
Song Zhiyi: You... should go home and take a look. It's just that your wife likes doing push-ups with Old Wang. Take it easy. To get by in life, you have to put up with a little green on your head.
Passerby A: I [beep, ] [beep, ] [beep, ]
Three minutes later...
Passerby A: Waaah!!! Honey!!!!! Why!!!!!! Why did you do this!!!!!!
Passerby B: They're all plants! Anyone who believes this is an idiot [beep, ]!!
[Master, tsk, this one's explosive! Her boyfriend and her mom are having an affair!]
Song Zhiyi: Girl... how do I put this... well...
Passerby B: What, can't come up with anything?
Song Zhiyi: Your mom and your boyfriend want to give you a home with both parents... You know what I mean!
Passerby B: Huh?? My brain's overheating. What does that mean?
Three days later...
Passerby B: Mom! You're my real mom!!!!
Song Zhiyi became an overnight sensation and instantly rose to fame as a sought-after metaphysical livestreamer. Invitations to all kinds of shows came pouring in.
Then, while appearing on a show, she met top-tier male star Bai Yusheng. She suddenly realized she couldn't see any gossip about him, so she quickly checked Weibo and came across an entertainment news post.
[Hey, did you hear he announced his relationship? With that young star Su Lili.]
[But... Master, I can't see through him.]
While she was gossiping to herself, Bai Yusheng passed by her. He suddenly turned and asked coolly, "Who told you I announced a relationship?"
Song Zhiyi: !!!
System: !!!
Wait, could it be that he...?
Bai Yusheng nodded. "I can hear your thoughts."
Song Zhiyi: What the hell! What is this? How can someone have an even more overpowered cheat than me?
*
For no apparent reason, Bai Yusheng woke up one day to find a strange voice in his head.
[Her mom and his dad are a couple, and then the two of them get together too. What do you call that? Socialist sibling love?]
[Yesterday I heard that young actor Zhao Ning likes men! Is it true?]
At first, these voices made him go from frightened to frazzled. In the end, he actually found himself thinking, "Well, this is pretty great!"
He followed the voice's owner and gleefully devoured one piece of gossip after another.
Until one day...
[Bai Yusheng is so handsome, hehe. One day, I'll get to lick his abs!]
??? Bai Yusheng had become the subject of the gossip, but he wasn't annoyed at all. Instead, he silently repeated her name over and over with his thin lips.
When he passed by her, he still couldn't resist asking.
From then on, he could finally gossip alongside her in the open!
Reader's Guide:
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, satisfying and sweet. The golden finger is huge, so don't read if that's not your thing.
2. The plot moves at an unhurried pace. It's mainly silly and hilarious, just for fun.
3. Any similarities are coincidental. This has nothing to do with the real world!
Collecting favorites for my two-at-once historical romance, The Funeral Pyre of Love: Buddha Says It Cannot Be Spoken (Reborn)!
Blurb:
[Celibate fake eunuch × seductive consort]
Lin Wanrou's entire family was dead.
They died on the night her only son ran a high fever that would not go down.
The man who had once promised to ensure her family's everlasting place at the emperor's side and guarantee her a lifetime of wealth and glory now coldly drove his sword into her pregnant sister-in-law.
She hated him. She hated her husband, high above her, and hated Yuan Zeyu, the fake eunuch who had deceived her all her life, even more.
No one knew that the emperor, wanting to humiliate her, had summoned Yuan Zeyu to serve the consort after choosing her name from the tablets. Most outrageous of all, the emperor had never known Yuan Zeyu was a fake eunuch. And even... even the Third Prince was not the emperor's son.
But the emperor had brought it upon himself!
After her son also died in her arms, Lin Wanrou held his tiny body and leapt from the city wall. She shed every bit of luxury and, dressed simply with no makeup, hoped to atone for her sins in her next life.
In the early days of the eighteenth year of Shengyuan, the Third Prince died, and the Noble Consort leapt from the city wall.
On the same day, the emperor's chief eunuch took his own life beside the lotus pond, clutching a green jade hairpin.
After ordering a grand burial for them both, the emperor was ill for a full month. He died of illness three years later.
When Lin Wanrou opened her eyes again, she had returned to the time she was seventeen and had just entered the palace...
Seeing the familiar figure of Yuan Zeyu coming to greet her, Lin Wanrou curved her lips and touched the green jade hairpin in her hair.
This time, she would settle every score with the two of them!
*
Yuan Zeyu had fallen for the bewitchingly beautiful Noble Consort the moment he saw her.
But he knew his identity and his purpose.
As the late emperor's illegitimate son, he had already struggled enough to reach his current position. He could not risk falling in love with anyone.
He had always known what the emperor was after. The Lin family was powerful, and from the moment the Noble Consort entered the palace, the emperor had planned to destroy them.
And Yuan Zeyu was being used as a weapon to humiliate the Lin family and her.
But when the Noble Consort's green jade hairpin fell, he still couldn't stop himself from hiding it away.
He watched her leap from the city wall with his own eyes. Yuan Zeyu managed to catch only the hem of her robe, and her bright, promising life ended at twenty-five.
He still couldn't escape his fate. Rou'er, wait for me. I'm coming to beg your forgiveness.
Reader's Guide:
1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, in an alternate world. Please don't nitpick the history; everything serves the plot.
2. The emperor is not a protagonist! But both men will have to chase their wives and face the consequences.
3. This is important! This story is not a pure romance with both leads having no past relationships!!!!! Don't read if you can't accept that! The heroine is not a virgin, and the hero knows and doesn't mind. If you attack the story over this, I'll delete your comments! I don't like this purity obsession about women. I just want her to be happy.
4. You can criticize the hero and the second male lead, but please don't criticize my precious Rou'er. No need to tell me if you're dropping the story. Thanks for supporting the authorized version.
Message: Respect everyone's secrets.
Oh, doesn't this expose the scumbag?
Come on, come on, update soon