The big star Fang Ye turned into a cat after a car accident. What's even worse is that he was picked up and taken home by his arch-rival, actor Song Zhuchen.
Meow meow meow?
What's even more unexpected is that this actor, who is cold and dignified in front of him, and has a net worth of 250,000 to 800,000, turns out to be in the late stage of cat slave cancer. Hey, should we settle the previous score?
Fang Ye immediately and decisively rode on Song Zhuchen's head: you used to call me vase, now please call me ancestor, thank you.
When Fang Maomao successfully covered all the high-definition clothes in the actor's cloakroom with cat hair, Song Zhuchen picked up the provocative cat and worried: "She's losing so much hair, will she get sick?"
When everyone was horrified to see the cat crawling on the body of Song Actor, who was severely mysophobic, and shouted that the cat was going to die soon, Song Zhuchen actually caught the cat that accidentally stepped on the air and said, "Naughty."
Even when Fang Maomao went to great lengths to build a blinding cat's nest on the actor's bed, Song Zhuchen actually opened the cat's nest and put the cat in his arms: "Let me hold you to sleep, okay?"
Meow, look, because you are so good at serving others, I will spare your life tonight. You don't have to kneel down and sing "Conquer", so be free!
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After Fang Ye died, Song Zhuchen began to stay at home until he was dragged away by his friends to relax. As a result, he was stepped on by a cat not long after he went out. Although the cat was dirty and small, it had an air of arrogance that didn't deserve a beating.
The great actor brought the cat home by some strange combination of circumstances.
Song Zhuchen always felt that this cat looked very much like Fang Ye. He was rogue, naughty, greedy, and behaved badly. He looked exactly like Fang Ye in the shape of a cat.
One day, Song Zhuchen once again refused those offers of love, saying that the people in the house were very strict and strict.
Isn't that right? If you don't go home, the sperm at home will probably overturn the cat tray.
It's just——
The actor was carrying the crispy and crispy dried fish home. As soon as he opened the door, he saw the cat-eared beauty who was busy stealing his own shirt. Before she could put on her neat white shirt, her beautiful and fluffy big tail was exposed.
Actor Song's eyes narrowed dangerously...
Fang Ye quickly took stock of his results: a big sofa with scratches, a nightgown full of cat hair, and the most terrifying cat bed...
The Song Dynasty Best Actor raised the corners of his lips and said word by word: "How can I pay for the damage to so many of my things?"
"How to compensate..." Fang Ye, who was caught, said: "Stop, don't touch my tail! No,... Shut up... Ugh! My shirt!"
Song Dynasty Movie Emperor's three daily soul questions:
——"Don't you like to step on my bed? Can you please step on it as much as you can today?"
——"Don't you like to bite me? It's my turn today, right?"
——"Don't you like to wrap your tail around me? Why don't you wrap it around me anymore? Huh? It's only been one night and you have no energy?"
The tsundere-fishing little wild cat is attacked by a girl who looks cold but actually criticizes the yandere
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1. In the entertainment industry, because of the role, there will be movie shooting, and there will be certain scenes with the cannon fodder supporting roles, but the offense and the receiving end are always unique to each other;
2. There will be memories of attack and reception;
3. The cat is a cat in the early stage, but from the middle to late stage, it will lose its horse and become a human.
***I have tried my best to eliminate mines, and I deliberately chose a few chapters later to expose possible minefields first. If you don't like it, please don't force me and just fork me out. Thank you and bow! ***
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[I hate the sky and the earth for being weak, but bking's lawyer is attacked by x people's ruthless words and black gods]
When he opened his eyes, the unlucky lawyer An Rao was involved in an amusement park.
Bad news: There will be a penalty for losing, including immediate death.
Good news: This is an amusement park with weird rules.
Are there rules? It's easier if there are rules. Lawyer An, in a suit and tie, adjusted his glasses, turned around and walked into the game determined to win - just like opening a court that must win.
Everyone was gloating and waiting to see the joke of this gentle and frail beauty crying and begging to be taken away.
But he never expected that this sick man who coughed three times with every step would not only block and kill gods and Buddhas along the way.
And...
[Pirate ship game rules: The pirate ship must maintain balance. Once an odd number of players enter, the game will have uncontrollable alienation consequences.
Lawyer An shouted at the ferocious evil spirit in front of him: Protest, the focus of balance is weight, not quantity, the rule writer has no common sense in physics, evil laws are illegal, and alienation is invalid!
[Ferris wheel play rules: There is no red car in this project. If you see a red car parked in front of you, please do not enter, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.
Lawyer An was sitting in a car full of terrifying ghosts: I objected. This rule does not consider the rights of color-blind players at all. It is an unfair format clause and is directly invalid.
Rules for playing hide and seek...
Jungle Train Play Rules...
Puppet Theater Puppet Playing Rules...
The regular monsters in each game dungeon were picked on by An Rao until they went insane, so much so that they started to tremble when they saw An Rao swipe into his own dungeon.
"It shows that the person who wrote the rules of the amusement park, no, the evil god who created the amusement park has very little legal awareness," Anrao said while looking for trouble and patiently said to the man tearing apart monsters with his bare hands. "When we smash this amusement park and the evil god is killed, I will teach you to abide by the law."
"Yeah, okay," Evil God, who had just been criticized for his weak legal awareness, nodded seriously, "Then you must teach me seriously!"
Purpose: Don't just look at people's faces, you must see their beautiful hearts and golden souls.