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The battle-damaged and powerful general attacked the United States vs. The cute little sundandy suffered
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Shen Huaizhi transformed into a beautiful dandy boy that everyone disliked.
His parents thought he was a bad character, and others avoided him like a snake or a scorpion. Even the general who married him was just polite and courteous but didn't even lift his hijab.
Oh, you forced me to marry this young master just for fun. I have not disliked you for being superstitious, but you have become arrogant.
No, wait! Who should I marry? !
Shen Huaizhi sat up suddenly, it was Ning Fengmian!
That famous national hero General Ning Fengmian with great military exploits!
Everyone lamented that it was the playboy Shen Huaizhi who had been hit by this wealth, but only Shen Huaizhi knew that the final fate of Ning Fengmian in history was that he was executed for collaborating with the enemy and treason.
If everyone in the family is executed, does that also include the person who married into the family?
In order to get General Ning to divorce him and escape, Shen Huazhi tried his best to make him hate him.
——I heard that General Ning doesn't like dandy boys?
Simple, I get drunk in a brothel, I entertain guests at a banquet, and I hook up with a handsome man!
——I heard that General Ning doesn't like people with weak personalities?
Very good, I act coquettishly and cutely, I am uneducated, I just like to hang out with girls and gossip!
——I heard that General Ning doesn't like scoundrels who play with things to get discouraged?
Hurry up, I recruit cats and dogs, fight cocks and raise birds, war horses? Sorry, I don't know how to ride a war horse, and I will never ride one in this life!
Phew—fortunately, I have the ability to make money.
But why does the general look at him more and more strangely? Is it the wrong direction for my efforts?
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General Ning Fengmian was sitting alone in a wheelchair, covered in frost and snow. Although he had countless military exploits, no one dared to come even half a step closer because of the heavy pressure.
However, the General's Mansion, which had been deserted all year round, is now particularly lively.
The young master who was forced upon him by his father's orders was jumping up and down in the mansion all day long, making the whole general's mansion go crazy.
It's quite interesting.
Everyone placed bets that Shen Huaizhi would be thrown out by General Ning's army in a few days, but they found that more and more delicious and fun things were being transported into the general's mansion.
This is somewhat outrageous.
Until Shen Huaizhi got drunk in the brothel and everyone was rubbing their hands and waiting to watch the show, why should he be beaten to death when he opened the grassland above the general's head?
When I went out, I saw under the heavy snow, a general wearing a long black robe, holding an umbrella in one hand and holding the young man's waist steady with the other: "Have you had enough fun? Go home when you have had enough."
Small theater 1:
Ning Fengmian: Did Madam spend your money as you pleased today?
Shen Huaizhi: It's only one thousand taels if it goes well.
Ning Fengmian: Very good. Let's round it off to two hours tonight.
Shen Huaizhi:! ! !
Small theater 2:
Ning Fengmian: Madam, it's time to practice calligraphy.
Shen Huaizhi: Huh? Why am I imitating your signature again? I've written it 10086 times and it's still not finished!
Ning Fengmian: When you go to Yinzhuang to withdraw money, my signature is not similar enough. I have been reminded by Yinzhuang seven times that my account is not safe.
Shen Huaizhi: Practice, practice now!
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[I hate the sky and the earth for being weak, but bking's lawyer is attacked by x people's ruthless words and black gods]
When he opened his eyes, the unlucky lawyer An Rao was involved in an amusement park.
Bad news: There will be a penalty for losing, including immediate death.
Good news: This is an amusement park with weird rules.
Are there rules? It's easier if there are rules. Lawyer An, in a suit and tie, adjusted his glasses, turned around and walked into the game determined to win - just like opening a court that must win.
Everyone was gloating and waiting to see the joke of this gentle and frail beauty crying and begging to be taken away.
But he never expected that this sick man who coughed three times with every step would not only block and kill gods and Buddhas along the way.
And...
[Pirate ship game rules: The pirate ship must maintain balance. Once an odd number of players enter, the game will have uncontrollable alienation consequences.
Lawyer An shouted at the ferocious evil spirit in front of him: Protest, the focus of balance is weight, not quantity, the rule writer has no common sense in physics, evil laws are illegal, and alienation is invalid!
[Ferris wheel play rules: There is no red car in this project. If you see a red car parked in front of you, please do not enter, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.
Lawyer An was sitting in a car full of terrifying ghosts: I objected. This rule does not consider the rights of color-blind players at all. It is an unfair format clause and is directly invalid.
Rules for playing hide and seek...
Jungle Train Play Rules...
Puppet Theater Puppet Playing Rules...
The regular monsters in each game dungeon were picked on by An Rao until they went insane, so much so that they started to tremble when they saw An Rao swipe into his own dungeon.
"It shows that the person who wrote the rules of the amusement park, no, the evil god who created the amusement park has very little legal awareness," Anrao said while looking for trouble and patiently said to the man tearing apart monsters with his bare hands. "When we smash this amusement park and the evil god is killed, I will teach you to abide by the law."
"Yeah, okay," Evil God, who had just been criticized for his weak legal awareness, nodded seriously, "Then you must teach me seriously!"
Motto: Destiny is always in your own hands
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