The Immortal Venerable Is Practicing His Love-Brain

The novel is complete.

My other novel, Reborn into a Wealthy Family, but the Bankruptcy Countdown Has Begun, is now underway. The blurb is below this novel's blurb. If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~

Chapter One is an introduction, so you can start from Chapter Two~

Blurb: [Mischievous little snake demon who flirts without realizing it x calm, proud Crown Prince of Heaven who gradually turns into a lovesick fool]

Ying Qian'er, a little snake demon from Mount Zhuyu, never expected to find a stunning beauty who was gravely injured!

Though the beauty was badly hurt, she managed to save him after overcoming countless difficulties. But as soon as he woke, he was as cold as an iceberg, keeping people at a distance. He calmly asked, "May I ask your name, miss?"

Before Ying Qian'er could answer, the beauty elegantly brushed off some dust, like a divine being untouched by the mortal world, and was about to... cast a spell and leave?!

Ying Qian'er: Are you serious?

She grabbed him at once, smiling sweetly and speaking gently to persuade him to stay. In her heart, she thought: You ate my food, so spit it out. You used my things, so pay me back. And while you're at it, help me save my friends, or you're not going anywhere!

Until one day, the Mountain King pulled her aside with a sinister look and lowered his voice. "The beauty you're talking about is the Immortal Sovereign Dong Huang..."

Ying Qian'er stared wide-eyed and took a step back. "Dong... Dong Huang? The Immortal Sovereign?!... I can't afford to offend him. I can't afford to offend this guy... Can't I just run away?"

The Immortal Sovereign set down the book in his hand and looked up at Ying Qian'er, whom he had just dragged back. "Outside the Dong Huang Palace, everyone's saying you're the one I love."

Ying Qian'er: !!! I didn't spread that rumor!

The Immortal Sovereign: "I know. I did."

Reader's notes:

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending, sweet and fluffy.

2. An old-school immortal romance, with every classic trope you can think of, including but not limited to hidden identities, trials in the mortal realm, and villainous transformations. Everything you'd expect is here.

3. There are two settings for the trials in the mortal realm, both based on real history: the Xia dynasty under Si Shaokang, and the Western Han dynasty under Liu Fuling. But the overall word count isn't very high. This old servant's knowledge is limited, so little angels, please go easy on me. I'm sensitive to pain.

4. I'll add more if I think of anything~

Blurb for Reborn into a Wealthy Family, but the Bankruptcy Countdown Has Begun:

[The universally disliked heroine who rises to achieve her dream of lying flat x the villainous male lead driven mad by a time loop]

[Sunny heroine x gloomy male lead]

Office worker Ling Yi transmigrates into a universally disliked supporting character in an unfinished novel.

The supporting character was born into privilege, but was an absolute jinx, with the golden finger "Whoever she touches is ruined, whoever she crosses has bad luck"...

Her parents were powerful military leaders and deeply in love.

Her eldest brother was a tech mogul and an overbearing CEO with stomach problems.

Her second brother had millions of fans and was a top-tier star in the guochao scene.

Her twin sister was the novel's heroine, a metaphysical prodigy destined to ascend.

As for her, she had the same face as the heroine but was thoroughly ordinary and achieved nothing. She was also the perfect ally for the villain, single-handedly dragging her whole family down.

In the story before it was abandoned, her parents faced life imprisonment because of her, her eldest brother's company suffered one accident after another and came close to bankruptcy, her second brother made flop after flop and was disgraced, and her heroine sister was brought down by her too and ultimately failed to ascend.

The already useless supporting character lost her family's protection and ended up alone, miserable, and in dire straits.

Ling Yi wanted to cry. In her previous life, she had died poor. In this life, she was born into a wealthy family, and still she was destined for a terrible ending...

Wait, the story was only halfway through. If, and this was only a hypothetical, she stopped dragging her family down and instead helped them prosper, could she... lie flat in peace?

A little scene:

Yan Che, head of the Yan family in Beicheng, publicly declared his love on a certain social platform.

But the object of his affection wasn't the eldest daughter of the Ling family, whom he had repeatedly courted. It was her useless little sister.

Netizen A: Wait, what? Even a sharp boss like him can make a typo?

Netizen B: You saw right. It's that second daughter who's called the most useless person on the internet, with no redeeming qualities except being born into the right family.

Netizen C: The Ling family must be thrilled to get rid of that jinx. Too bad President Yan is so young and already has poor eyesight.

Netizen D: I was ready to change my name right away, and he beat me to it...

The Ling family's response left countless onlookers speechless.

That very day, Xingyao Technology released an epic skin called "Ling Yi Shines Alone" in its phenomenally popular game.

The nation's youngest triple-crown Best Actor, Ling Yichen, quickly posted a photo of himself and his little sister on Weibo with the caption: I've turned him down on my sister's behalf.

The Star Observation Bureau posted that it had observed an astronomical anomaly: several stars had lined up to form a character that looked suspiciously like "Get lost!"

At that moment, Ling Yi rolled over in her five-hundred-square-meter bed and murmured in her sleep, "Lying flat feels so good. Who gets it?"

Theme: Gold shines wherever it is!