Did the Prince Agree to Take a Concubine Today?

Cheng Yushi transmigrates and becomes a foreign princess consort, supposedly sent to marry for peace but actually serving as a spy. Her first mission is to find a concubine for the prince, a man with the looks of a Ferrari and the core of a tractor.

This is ridiculous.

She has good reason to suspect the original owner gave up because this mission was too difficult.

For the sake of her life, she can only grit her teeth and get on with it.

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Cheng Yushi: "Your Highness, do you find it hard to endure spending every night alone in your empty bed?"

Xie Chengyou: "?"

"Isn't it lonely, facing a cold bed by yourself until dawn?"

"???"

"Would you rather lie awake alone or enjoy a spring night in a warm bed? Your Highness knows which one to choose, right?" Cheng Yushi blinked.

Xie Chengyou frowned. "What are you going on about?"

"Taking a concubine, to meet all your needs." Cheng Yushi smiled faintly. "You don't have to do a thing. Just lie flat, and I'll arrange everything for you!"

Xie Chengyou turned and walked away.

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"I observed the heavens last night, Your Highness. You are destined for romantic entanglements!"

Xie Chengyou crossed his legs and sipped his tea. "And then?"

"Then I woke up this morning and found this scroll," Cheng Yushi said with a smile, producing a painting and unfurling it. It showed a beautiful woman. "Heaven says this is your destined love!"

Xie Chengyou splashed a cup of tea over it. "Oh, look. Your destined love is ruined."

Cheng Yushi silently tossed the painting into the wastebasket, then took out another scroll and unfurled it. "Fortunately, Heaven gave me more than one message."

Xie Chengyou: "..."

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When an absurd, useless prince meets a half-baked princess consort full of holes in her act.

"Your Highness, could it be that you refuse to take a concubine because you've fallen for me?"

"Someone fetch the imperial physician at once and have him treat the princess consort's brain!"

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What you see is not necessarily real, and what you hear is not necessarily true. So what can be trusted, and what can't?

As one lie after another is exposed by the truth, as layer upon layer of disguise falls away before the facts...

If I give up my life and my country, and offer you only my whole heart, Shishi, will you come with me?

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My next book, After Being Tricked Into Marriage, features a playful heiress and a sweet, puppy-like younger man. Please add it to your want-to-read list! Here's the blurb:

In her previous life, Yu Qingwan became engaged to Yang Kaiyu through a family-arranged marriage, only to learn that he had long been in love with Liu Qinyi.

He gave her the cold shoulder after their wedding, and, to appease Liu Qinyi, secretly drove the Yu family into bankruptcy.

Later, she was not only forced to call off the engagement, but also set up by Liu Qinyi and killed in a freezing alley at a young age.

When she opens her eyes in this life, she has been reborn at the very moment she became engaged to Yang Kaiyu. At the time, Yang Kaiyu hurriedly left before the banquet was over to comfort the woman he loved.

All right, revenge starts now.

After being deceived for so long in her previous life, it is only fair to give him a surprise this time!

As luck would have it, she runs into a sweet, puppy-like young man at a bar. He is exactly her type, and, taking advantage of the alcohol, she makes him hers.

Only afterward does she discover that this puppy-like young man is Yang Kaiyu's half-brother, Yang Yiwei. This joke has gone too far.

The problem is, she can't seem to get rid of him.

So, aside from keeping her father in the loop and stabilizing the Yu family, she puts on an act of weakness in front of Yang Kaiyu and plays all kinds of games with Liu Qinyi.

And, of course, she spends the rest of her time secretly fooling around with Yang Yiwei.

But she gets carried away and ends up pregnant.

Oh, well. She'll find a way to make Yang Kaiyu hold his nose and accept it. The child is a Yang, either way.

But who could have guessed Yang Yiwei would refuse? "You want my son to call someone else Dad?"

Yu Qingwan placated him. "It's fine, it's fine. Calling you Uncle is pretty close, too."

Yang Yiwei: "Think carefully before you speak."

Yu Qingwan hesitated. "W-what if we get rid of it?"

Yang Yiwei's face darkened. "I'm giving you one last chance."

Yu Qingwan saw the dangerous look in his eyes and caved. "Y-you're his father."

Help! I thought I was fooling around with an inexperienced puppy, but it turns out he's a big bad wolf pretending to be harmless. What do I do?

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Here are some of my other completed books:

The Husband I Stole Is No Easy Man: Scheming, black-hearted heroine and a two-faced hero

Marrying Into a Wealthy Family: Domineering CEO and sweet, innocent girl

Picking Up a Husband Who Is the Greatest in the Martial World

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Please add these other upcoming books from my page to your want-to-read list! Their blurbs are up:

The Male Supporting Character After I PUA Him

Laid-back heroine x love-struck hero

The Hero's White Moonlight Is Reborn

Loyal bodyguard x wealthy heiress

I sincerely invite you all to visit my page and add them to your collections. ORZ

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