[Main story complete. I'll update the extras whenever I feel like it, so come on in and enjoy! w]
Story blurb:
Yokohama has been very unsettled lately. The suspect is named Edogawa Ran-Eats, apparently a version of the famous detective who runs around chaotically and never closes his eyes. Let's grab him and give him a shake--
Nakahara Chuuya shook out a whole pile of Ranpo merch, from buttons to holographic tickets, with Narita Airport on one end and the Halloween limited edition on the other: ...
Minghe (struggling): What's wrong with having an ability that gives you infinite Ranpo merch?! And what's wrong with naming it "Hahahaha, Ranpo, you can't escape"?! Ranpo fans haven't done anything to anyone!
Dazai Osamu shook himself and out came a whole sampler platter from another world, from a Russian rice ball shouting about the Youth League's online study program to people watching him crawl around on the floor at a comic convention wearing a cardboard box.
Minghe (outwardly): Yes, these are all versions of you from another world!
(Inwardly): A one-click check on the mental state of today's cosplayers.
Ranpo shook himself... No, Ranpo didn't shake. Instead, a crazed number-one fan launched herself at him and grabbed his face! All right, drag Minghe away. Next.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke shook himself and out came "The Annual Blockbuster: The Temptation of Returning to Yokohama! The Three-Year Period Is Over, Welcome Back, Young Master Ryunosuke!": ...
Minghe: I don't know how to explain this to you. I'm just a little kitty.jpg
Mori the Scum shook himself, and out came--
A raven proclaiming death, a criminal spreading crime, a mysterious "writer" who secretly strangles every criminal who thinks they've escaped on the threads of fate, yet is known as the Mentor of Crime.
Minghe: (produces a green-eyed kitty) Ta-da! It's the Black Ranpo I raised!!!
--Of course, Black Ranpo isn't to blame for everything. Minghe rolled herself up and hid her true ability... After all, who would believe one ability could have two sides.jpg
In short! Armed with infinite Ranpo merch, carrying a livestream with deeply suspicious issues, raising a Black Ranpo kitty who desperately needs to get all the darkness out of his system, and being watched by a Russian hamster, let's see how our streamer survives in Yokohama!
Oh, and as for running into the elementary school detective, seeing the Tokyo Jujutsu High crew passing by, and so on, might as well collect them all too :D [There'll be various crossover appearances, but it's just collecting them all x]
Possible warnings: Love taken to its extreme becomes torment. Tormenting characters doesn't mean the author doesn't love them qwq. The male lead tends to guide Black Ranpo to find his own way out. He believes in humanity's will to save itself and isn't writing a redemption story. The male lead says he's no good, but he's actually pretty reliable, a theatrical, split-personality fun-lover. Later, friends from the original world will transmigrate here, but they won't stay long. There's a little bit of reverse transmigration, but it's only harmless character torment that won't affect anyone's understanding. Skip those parts if you mind.
[Before You Read]
1. No identity reveals throughout the story, no CP. The protagonist and Black Ranpo are more like family. You can also think of them as a cat and its unusual owner. This is a crossover primarily about collecting characters, with lots of cameo appearances. The main setting is Bungo Stray Dogs.
2. The main story is half comedy. There will be fewer comments later, but there are tons of Chinese memes.
3. I'll try to keep the characters in character, but some OOC is unavoidable. Please be understanding qwq.
4. There will be twists and foreshadowing, so things that seem unreasonable will be explained later. Please be patient x
5. I wrote this for love, so please be kind w
Theme: It's so lame to transmigrate and still have regrets
Oh hoo! It's been three times that I'm walking wildly (eating randomly) sama!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh healing. I am alive and well! !
Teacher, you are my god! ! !
Wow wow wow, what you wrote is really good. I have posted two comments before but they didn't seem to be posted. The gentle short video really touched my heart!
It's very vivid, and the gorgeous imagination creates a beautiful literary world. It fills the reader's inner vision of the beautiful world of Wenye. The emergence of random eating has brought a better future to Wenye. Although the text may have shortcomings, I was still moved by how Luan Bu Maomao and Luan Chi Maomao met and understood each other and helped each other. Maybe it's redemption. I always feel that the word redemption is too heavy and sad. But I agree with what you said, Dada, that people all have the subconscious mind and ability to save themselves. Maybe this article is very short, and the fighting and wits in it are too lacking, and it is not as exciting as other articles, but I think a beautiful, calm and stable future is what everyone pursues. Damn, you have written a beautiful possibility in the parallel literary world, which warms people's hearts, just like getting a cup of hot water that is just right in your hand in winter. Dad, I admire your imagination, and your care and love for Wenye resonate with me. Looking forward to better and more works from you all
I also really like the ED song "Kiki". Yokohama is really beautiful when the line "Flowers bloom in our streets" comes out. I always like daily life.
It's great to read it in one go and you don't need VIP?(?? V??)?
I'm curious about what Hongtuo looks like, and I kind of want to see Ahe's World Hongtuo travel through and make red spread all over the world! (I don't know why I was beaten)
I'm very curious whether Mr. Tuo will want to eliminate supernatural powers in the future.
I finished reading it in one sitting, so cool! So pretty!
Teacher, I like you❤️ I have read this book once in 24 years. Yesterday when I came to JJ, I saw this book on the bookshelf and read it twice. (This book has a great influence on me. I always remember it. Teacher, thank you for writing such a good article.) I have already given it to my friends. In fact, I have been inactive since the beginning of 25 years. But teacher, your article directly made me come back to it and firmly joined the Green-Eyed Cat Cult. Ranpo and Zai Pai Second have deeply confessed) I saw a comment saying that half of the second book of Teacher is missing. I am very sad. I don't know when Teacher will come back. I really want to make friends with Teacher. We are going to see Teacher's Ranpo Simulator soon. After reading it, I will probably be short of books for a while. Teacher, when will you come back😭 Will Teacher see me and comment? Teacher, you are like me😭 I want to expand my relationship with you (firm but actually afraid of being rejected) Because I'm still too five compared to the teacher😭) Teacher, please come back, ok, I'm going to watch the random simulator now
It was so satisfying to read it all in one go!
The big words are really nice wwwwwww
When I saw it was a passionate article, I suddenly remembered that I also passionately wrote an article by Mr. Tuo in Yangshizi wwwww (pigeons shed tears)
Seamlessly connects to the author's next book!
No, write it well. My DNA is moving. I'm walking around and eating.
Oh hoo! It's been three times that I'm walking wildly (eating randomly) sama! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh healing. I am alive and well! ! Teacher, you are my god! ! !
Wow wow wow, what you wrote is really good. I have posted two comments before but they didn't seem to be posted. The gentle short video really touched my heart!
It's very vivid, and the gorgeous imagination creates a beautiful literary world. It fills the reader's inner vision of the beautiful world of Wenye. The emergence of random eating has brought a better future to Wenye. Although the text may have shortcomings, I was still moved by how Luan Bu Maomao and Luan Chi Maomao met and understood each other and helped each other. Maybe it's redemption. I always feel that the word redemption is too heavy and sad. But I agree with what you said, Dada, that people all have the subconscious mind and ability to save themselves. Maybe this article is very short, and the fighting and wits in it are too lacking, and it is not as exciting as other articles, but I think a beautiful, calm and stable future is what everyone pursues. Damn, you have written a beautiful possibility in the parallel literary world, which warms people's hearts, just like getting a cup of hot water that is just right in your hand in winter. Dad, I admire your imagination, and your care and love for Wenye resonate with me. Looking forward to better and more works from you all
I also really like the ED song "Kiki". Yokohama is really beautiful when the line "Flowers bloom in our streets" comes out. I always like daily life.
It's great to read it in one go and you don't need VIP?(?? V??)?
I'm curious about what Hongtuo looks like, and I kind of want to see Ahe's World Hongtuo travel through and make red spread all over the world! (I don't know why I was beaten) I'm very curious whether Mr. Tuo will want to eliminate supernatural powers in the future.
I finished reading it in one sitting, so cool! So pretty!
Teacher, I like you❤️ I have read this book once in 24 years. Yesterday when I came to JJ, I saw this book on the bookshelf and read it twice. (This book has a great influence on me. I always remember it. Teacher, thank you for writing such a good article.) I have already given it to my friends. In fact, I have been inactive since the beginning of 25 years. But teacher, your article directly made me come back to it and firmly joined the Green-Eyed Cat Cult. Ranpo and Zai Pai Second have deeply confessed) I saw a comment saying that half of the second book of Teacher is missing. I am very sad. I don't know when Teacher will come back. I really want to make friends with Teacher. We are going to see Teacher's Ranpo Simulator soon. After reading it, I will probably be short of books for a while. Teacher, when will you come back😭 Will Teacher see me and comment? Teacher, you are like me😭 I want to expand my relationship with you (firm but actually afraid of being rejected) Because I'm still too five compared to the teacher😭) Teacher, please come back, ok, I'm going to watch the random simulator now
It was so satisfying to read it all in one go! The big words are really nice wwwwwww When I saw it was a passionate article, I suddenly remembered that I also passionately wrote an article by Mr. Tuo in Yangshizi wwwww (pigeons shed tears) Seamlessly connects to the author's next book!
No, write it well. My DNA is moving. I'm walking around and eating.