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One-sentence summary: She is loved by everyone wherever she goes, and she always has some killer skills.
The central air-conditioned heroine who delivers warmth everywhere & the arrogant male protagonist who breaks the defense after discovering that the heroine is a central air-conditioner.
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Fu Yao suffers from severe social phobia. When she thinks about communicating with others, she becomes so nervous that she sweats all over, and even becomes so anxious that she can't sleep all night long.
But she happened to wear the book, and she also dressed up as the vicious female supporting character in the book who was arrogant and overestimated her abilities and competed with the heroine for a man. Every time she appeared, it was a highlight that was full of quarrels, and it simply cost her her life.
Until that day, she was kidnapped and imprisoned in a barren land by the Crazy Immortal Lord who was feared by everyone in the world of cultivation.
He was condescending and his voice was cold to the bone: "Give up, you can't find anyone here even if you scream, let alone anyone coming to save you."
Isolated from...?
Fu Yao was so excited that she burst into tears, woo woo woo, isn't this the retirement sanctuary she has dreamed of!
"Thank you, thank you."
Jiang Yuchen frowned slightly. Although he felt something was wrong, he didn't take it to heart.
A few months later, Jiang Yuchen finally thought of collecting this man's body. Unexpectedly, it didn't matter if he didn't look at it. At first glance, he found that the woman had not only built a sauna on top of the magma, but she had also fast-forwarded to figure out how to grow vegetables in his spiritual mansion.
Jiang Yuchen: "..."
So, since then, the disciples of Hanchen Immortal Mansion have collectively discovered a strange phenomenon.
Their crazy Immortal Lord, who is not crazy and can't survive, is actually in a daze by himself from time to time!
Everyone knows that Jiang Yuchen has gone crazy in his cultivation. The Ling Mansion is already in ruins and scorched earth. It is only a matter of time before he dies or goes crazy.
But to everyone's surprise, Jiang Yuchen was not only not crazy, but his spirits were getting better day by day.
After Fu Yao was released, she spent a long time mentally building up her mind before she finally plucked up the courage to take out all her family assets and quietly discussed with Jiang Yuchen that she wanted to buy the place where she had been imprisoned.
Jiang Yuchen fell silent.
Why don't you speak? Fu Yao lowered his head and immediately thought a lot.
Jiang Yuchen: "You are the first one who dares to pay me to sell myself."
! ! !
She is not! She didn't!
Fu Yao was stunned on the spot, and a barrage of 108 consequences of offending Jiang Yuchen flew through her mind. She was finished.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yuchen drew up a marriage certificate for her with a stroke of his pen.
Fu Yao blinked, then blinked again, eh? ? ?
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One-sentence summary: She is loved by everyone wherever she goes, and she always has some killer skills.
During the graduation season, before Yu Xia had time to join the public examination army, she... Traveled through time!
She dressed as a female detective from Daxi Dynasty.
Yu Xia: That's great! Mature iron rice bowls will come to you on their own.
Yu Xia, who became a police agent, was sunny, cheerful, rough and refined, and had the best strength. She quickly integrated into the county government's family of agents. Everyone liked her very much. The working atmosphere was very nice, and she was the new county magistrate...
Hmm... The new county magistrate is a bit difficult to deal with, but! He returned to the capital and took her with him!
Yu Xia: Okay, okay, you are a good comrade who never forgets wealth and honor!
Good guy card +1
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Pei Du came from an aristocratic family, and had an unparalleled reputation in the Three Yuan Dynasty. However, he was sent out to serve as a county magistrate by his father, who was the prime minister, with the reputation of tempering his character.
From the pampered young master in the capital city to the humble county magistrate in a remote place, the gap can be said to be as high as three thousand feet.
Pei Du suppressed his depression and looked coldly in front of the county magistrate. After returning from a tour, he found that the small courtyard he rented had changed greatly as soon as he entered the courtyard. Not only was the garden full of spring scenery, but the furnishings and decorations inside and outside the house also had a refreshing and elegant charm.
Pei Du's eyes lit up, but his expression was serious. When he called someone to ask, it turned out that it was the female detective's idea.
Pei Du: This woman will do anything to get me!
When it was cold, she would ask him to put on more clothes.
Every night when I couldn't sleep, the soothing soup she cooked was never missing.
She would also keep his birthday in mind and even start preparing surprises more than half a year in advance.
There are many similar details.
But the ubiquitous concern really made Pei Du a little distressed. He knew what she was thinking, but... He would never marry a policeman.
Several years passed, and he rose up the ranks with his outstanding political achievements. He thought that the woman would gradually let go of her obsession after seeing a wider world. However, contrary to expectations, her concern for him has not diminished in the past few years!
Pei Du had a headache. The woman seemed to have identified him. What should he do?
Pei Du sighed helplessly: "She has worked with me for many years, and now she is twenty-three and still unmarried. I -"
The friend cut off the conversation: "It's simple, I am planning to marry her."
Pei Du was stunned for a moment and then became angry: "She doesn't like you!"
But my friend said categorically: "Why doesn't she like me? Last time it was cold, she reminded me to wear more clothes so as not to catch a cold. When she saw that my eyes were black and blue, she gave me all the tranquilizing and brain-boosting pills she took, and on my birthday..."
Pei Du: "???"
This technique... Seems like he has seen it before...
After a thorough investigation, Pei Du was surprised to find that all the people around him had fallen under Yu Xia's inquiring.
This is not a boat with two legs, this is clearly a boat with an iron chain!
How dare she!
Pei Du couldn't hold himself any longer, so he caught Yu Xia and questioned him.
Yu Xia: "Then... We are all friends, and I can't favor one over the other."
Pei Du gritted his teeth and said, "Who is your friend? Can't you see that I like you?"
Yu Xia: "Huh?"
Intention: Be brave enough to be yourself