If She Offends Me, She'll Get a Kick Out of It

Pre-collected articles "The female villain is a social terror" and "The traitor is also attacking the imperial concubine today". Please collect them. The copy is at the bottom. Copywriting of this article: #With mind-reading surgery, the male protagonist of the sadistic novel is struggling to survive every day# Yu Qiuqiu is the big boss in the horror story. Because he was too strong, he once stole the limelight from the protagonist. He was forced to go offline and then found a job and became a villain. She became the delicate heroine in the book. According to the plot, she would be tortured to death by the male protagonist in the early stage, and then she would wake up and turn black, and torture the male protagonist to death. Yu Qiuqiu, who once scared countless readers to tears, extracted the key word from it - blackening. Yu Qiuqiu: Isn't this a professional counterpart? She is best at blackmailing her. First, be an innocent woman who is harmless to humans and animals, care about him, influence him, and paralyze him. Then, reveal your true identity and scare him to death! Yu Qiuqiu smiled slightly, and the plan was perfect. Unexpectedly, the male protagonist who was supposed to hate her fell behind. Chu Yan: "Wife, I love you." Yu Qiuqiu tilted her head, with doubts in her eyes, and confessed that she had seen her before, but it was the first time she had seen her confess so respectfully... ----- Chu Yan was trapped in a tight siege and was rescued by a mysterious man when his life was in danger. Afterwards, his delicate wife, who was weak and unable to take care of herself, rushed into his arms: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu> ——"Speaking of which, those Deadpool skulls are really nice to touch. You can pinch one with one hand and it's crunchy. I don't know——" Yu Qiuqiu quietly touched and looked at Chu Yan's skull. Chu Yan:! ! ! In the middle of the night, Yu Qiuqiu was hungry and saw someone beside her pillow. Under the moonlight, his neck was white and tender. The vampires she knew before told her more than once that such a neck was the best, and Yu Qiuqiu became a little moved after staring at it for a long time. ——"How about a bite?" ! ! ! Chu Yan sat up in shock when he was dying, and asked with a smile: "Suddenly I remembered that you didn't eat much for dinner. Are you hungry? Do you want some more midnight snacks?" Yu Qiuqiu nodded happily: "Okay, okay, eh, eh, eh, you're so kind~" "Huh--" Chu Yan silently breathed a sigh of relief where she couldn't see him. …… After unexpectedly possessing mind-reading surgery, Chu Yan abruptly transformed himself from an abusive and literary man into a sweet and loving husband. #Help! The wife I abused is the boss of a horror novel. Do I still have a chance to survive until tomorrow? # The heroine who looks sweet and sweet on the outside but is actually very powerful is the devilish heroine & the male protagonist who looks as stable as an old dog but actually panics a lot ———————— Pre-receipt of the copy of "The Female Villain Is a Social Terror": Du Mianmian suffers from extremely severe social phobia. When she thinks about communicating with others, she becomes so nervous that she sweats all over, and even becomes so anxious that she can't sleep all night long. But she happened to wear the book, and she also dressed up as the vicious female supporting character in the book who was arrogant and overestimated her abilities and competed with the heroine for a man. Every time she appeared, it was a highlight that was full of quarrels, and it simply cost her her life. Until that day, she was kidnapped by the heroine's crazy critic, Master Bai Yueguang, and imprisoned in a barren land. He was condescending and his voice was cold to the bone: "Give up, you can't find anyone here even if you scream, let alone anyone coming to save you." Isolated from...? Du Mianmian was so excited that she burst into tears. Oh wow, isn't this the retirement sanctuary she has dreamed of! "Thank you, thank you." Jiang Yuchen frowned slightly. Although he felt something was wrong, he didn't take it to heart. A few months later, Jiang Yuchen finally thought of collecting this man's body. Unexpectedly, it didn't matter if he didn't look at it. At first glance, he found that the woman had not only built a sauna on top of the magma, but she had also fast-forwarded to figure out how to grow vegetables in his spiritual mansion. Jiang Yuchen: "..." So, since then, the disciples on Changliu Mountain have collectively discovered a strange phenomenon. Their crazy master, who is not crazy and can't survive, is actually in a daze by himself from time to time! Everyone knows that Jiang Yuchen has gone crazy in his cultivation. The Ling Mansion is already in ruins and scorched earth. It is only a matter of time before he dies or goes crazy. But to everyone's surprise, Jiang Yuchen was not only not crazy, but his spirits were getting better day by day. After Du Mianmian was released, she spent a long time mentally building up her mind before she finally plucked up the courage to take out all her family assets and quietly discussed with Jiang Yuchen that she wanted to buy the place where she had been imprisoned. Jiang Yuchen fell silent. Why don't you speak? Du Mianmian lowered his head and immediately had a lot of random thoughts. Jiang Yuchen: "You are the first one who dares to pay me to sell myself." ! ! ! She is not! She didn't! Du Mianmian was stunned on the spot. One hundred and eight consequences of offending Jiang Yuchen flew through her mind like a barrage. She was finished. Unexpectedly, Jiang Yuchen drew up a marriage certificate for her with a stroke of his pen. Du Mianmian blinked, then blinked again, eh? ? ? ———————— Pre-receipt of the copy of "The Rebellious Minister Is Also Attacking the Imperial Concubine Today": The first time I saw her was in the brightly lit Changqing Palace. She was serving at the side of the king, and she was the doting concubine in the harem. She exchanged cups with the king, her half-exposed snowy shoulders were so fragrant, and even the look she occasionally gave him made him dream. He lowered his eyes. Everyone in the world said that he was brilliant, but only he knew how turbulent the evil thoughts in his heart were. Crazy possessiveness almost overwhelmed him. He wants to get her! Do it at any cost. So he worked step by step, killing gods and Buddhas, and he did everything that rebellious officials and traitors could do. He saw her struggling, seeing her despair, seeing her imprisoned in the tent with nowhere to escape, all of which made him extremely excited. He said that whatever he wants, he will definitely get. "There are bandits and gentlemen who are as good at cutting as they are at discussing, as at polishing." When she heard that this sentence was used to describe Pei Jiasanlang, she couldn't help but chuckle. It's really interesting. A violent and crazy person can be called a gentleman? She watched him kill his king and father, and watched his former enemies fall under his blade one by one, and she felt extremely happy in her heart. Everyone scolded him for taking things by force regardless of ethics, but they didn't know that appearing as prey was her original intention. As expected, he is the best sword. A charming and scheming noble concubine & a duplicitous and polite scum wolf powerful official [The copy of this article has been archived as a screenshot on June 1, 2022] Purpose: One's own strength is the last word