The Entire Entertainment Industry Hears Me Lose It

[Check out the author's ongoing novel next door: Villainous Cannon Fodder, but a Modern College Student] Ning Luo had one of the great virtues of young people today: emotional stability. Stablely losing his mind. But he only dared to go crazy in his head. On the outside, he still looked like a shy, innocent young man. After an accident, he transmigrated into the entertainment industry as a disgraced idol with the same name. Ning Luo thought back on all the ways the original had brought about his own downfall, only to end up as disposable cannon fodder, and fell silent. Insanity! Utter insanity! Recently, plenty of people in the entertainment industry discovered an astonishing secret. They could read minds! And the person in question was none other than Ning Luo, who was always causing trouble. Director Wang hated Ning Luo for getting his role through connections. One time, while dining with an investor, he was just about to sign a contract when he suddenly heard Ning Luo's shrill inner scream. [Ahhhhh, why are you signing a contract without doing a background check? Director Wang, are you doing okay? This investor is a habitual money launderer!] [This production is doomed, and I'm doomed too, heh heh heh. If you're going to die, don't drag me down with you. I'll go find another job!] Director Wang: "..." A few days later, the investor's crimes came to light, and Director Wang escaped disaster. Director Wang went straight to Ning Luo. "You're Ning Luo, right? Found another job yet? If not, I can recommend a few opportunities. Take your pick!" Ning Luo: ? This kind of thing can happen? - Ning Luo went to the film studio to record a show, where actor Lin Yanyi happened to hear his thoughts. [This actor is really handsome, but why is he so much taller than me? Handsome, I'm not making a move on you right now (trying very hard to resist). I'll drink more milk and grow five more centimeters, and then you'll be captivated by my charm (runs a hand through hair) (lowers voice) (sexy baritone).] Lots of people had called Lin Yanyi handsome, but no one had ever been this ridiculous. He fell silent for a few seconds, then his expression changed when he heard the next thought. [Wait, that's not right. I remember he gets disfigured later, apparently because of an explosion on set.] Lin Yanyi didn't believe a word of this absurd prediction about the future. But three days later, there was a real problem with the props on the set of an explosion scene. Fortunately, even though Lin Yanyi didn't believe it, he'd been on guard and escaped unharmed. Afterward, he went straight to Ning Luo. "Master, what other disasters do I have coming? Please tell me." "I understand the principle that a fortune-teller never gives a reading for free. How about thirty million for one piece of information? Or name your price!" Ning Luo swallowed the refusal that had been on the tip of his tongue. - Once, Ning Luo actually got the chance to meet an award-winning actor. [Holy crap, hubby!] He was so exactly Ning Luo's type! A direct hit! Lu Tingzhou, the award-winning actor, paused and looked at Ning Luo, who stood out even among the stars. [Ahhhhh, hubby looked at me!] Lu Tingzhou's thin lips curved into an amused smile. The next second. [Hubby, even if your family betrays you, your friends turn on you, and your subordinates sell you out, you're not completely out of options.] [You still have a dead end.] Lu Tingzhou's smile vanished, and his eyes narrowed. Only later did Lu Tingzhou learn that Ning Luo called every man who fit his aesthetic preferences "hubby." 1. Blurb saved on August 17, 2023. 2. Contains an extreme amount of internet memes. Proceed if you can handle that. [[Villainous Cannon Fodder, but a Modern College Student]] Shi Xinghan transmigrated into a world where three books had been merged, becoming a vicious cannon-fodder character who was exploited over and over and met a miserable end. He was also bound to an unreliable newborn System. Shi Xinghan: . Three books, and no matter how you combine them, there's something to work with :) In the first book, he would fight his big brother for the family inheritance. At a banquet, Shi Xinghan got drunk and openly voiced his dissatisfaction with his big brother, threatening to teach him a lesson. The guests watched with amused expressions as he jumped around like a clown, clueless about his own limitations. The eldest Shi brother waved away the people trying to stop him and coldly asked, "Is that so? What are you going to do?" Drunk, Shi Xinghan racked his brains and came up with the most vicious punishment he could think of. "I'll make him lower the similarity scores on all my term papers to ten percent!" The eldest Shi brother: "..." You tell me, is that not vicious? Proudly puffs out chest.jpg In the second book, Shi Xinghan would fight his second brother for his lover, using all kinds of flirtation and seduction. He shut the door and cornered his second brother's husband in the room. "Let's do something exciting tonight. I'll make your blood race." His brother-in-law concealed the disdain in his eyes and asked with amusement, "Like what?" Shi Xinghan pulled out a book titled 750 Selected Problems in Advanced Mathematics. You tell me, is that not an adrenaline rush? Shi Xinghan and the System caused so much trouble that the plot was completely wrecked. The man and the System stared at the share-transfer agreement handed over by the eldest Shi brother, along with the seven-figure allowance their second brother had transferred to them that month, and cried with their heads in their hands. Shi Xinghan drooped. "All our hard work amounted to dog farts." The System comforted him. "Don't lose heart, Host. There's still one more!" It didn't matter if everyone else had gone off the rails. Zhou Jingcheng could still be salvaged. In the original story, the original character couldn't stand Zhou Jingcheng and called him a disgusting dog. Shi Xinghan imitated the original and tried every way he could to humiliate Zhou Jingcheng. He cornered him, looked down at him, and unleashed a barrage of cruel words. Zhou Jingcheng's gaze shifted downward. "First, tell me, if you're going to talk, why are you standing on a stool that's half a meter high?" Shi Xinghan's face flushed red in an instant. In other words, he was rattled. - - Theme: Be yourself and let go of stress