I Became a Legend at the Jujutsu High

Going premium this Friday. Hope you'll support the official version, mwah~ My other serial, The Next Boyfriend Will Definitely Be a Good Guy, is also underway. My idiot dad suddenly came home from work, crying tears of joy. From his conversation with Mom, I learned that during his latest mission, he had used the one-time spell [Resurrection] that he could only cast once in his life. Now that he had used up the spell, Dad could finally live as an ordinary person. Besides, he'd even exceeded expectations on a mission from Tengen this time. By the way, the reason he hadn't used it before was that he was afraid it would hurt. As Mom cried tears of joy and said, "Thank goodness, darling! This mission's pay is enough to see us through retirement," Dad replied with lingering fear, "Yeah, I finally used the spell. You have no idea, I think I just saw a brain trying to eat me. It scared me to death." I, the only smart one in the family, sensed something wasn't quite right. I enrolled at Jujutsu High. As a Grade 4 sorcerer, I coasted through my missions. My classmates did whatever I said, and the teachers were practically invisible. I was perfectly happy with that life. Until I answered a call from a senior I'd only met a few times and greeted them first. "...Static... static... Someone..." "Three... Tell Gojo-senpai... We... Haibara..." Me: ... Watching Ijichi look like he was facing a deadly threat, a hundred and eight ways to dispose of a body flashed through my mind. I closed my eyes in anguish. Was this the price I had to pay for slacking off? I took out all my pent-up resentment on that Grade 1 curse. Looking at the black-haired senior who had passed out and the blond senior staring in shock, I suddenly had an idea. With both of them slung over my shoulders, I huffed and puffed as I brought down the curtain, only to run right into three Jujutsu High seniors, one black-haired, one white-haired, and one brown-haired, along with Ijichi, who was gaping beside them. Me: ... Well, there goes my cover. *Suddenly felt like writing a first-person story with a female protagonist *An alternate Jujutsu High timeline where the Star Plasma Vessel incident never happened *A very silly short story, probably under 200,000 words (it went over...) [The pairing is already set: Gojo, but there isn't much romance] >>>>> Coming soon (in this order) [The Beloved Little Sister of Yinsi] In the twenty-second year of the Kangxi reign, Noble Consort Niu Hulu gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. This auspicious sign, combined with her distinguished status, caused a stir in the imperial court and palace. At first, Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang watched coldly from the sidelines. But in the end, she couldn't bear to see Kangxi grow increasingly haggard, so she suppressed the turmoil in the harem and took the frail, sickly little princess into her own palace. She never expected that, as she raised the child, she would slowly pour so much of her affection into this tiny little person. Sixth Princess Qinggele was raised in the palace of the Grand Empress Dowager. As a baby, whenever she saw Kangxi or her brothers and sisters, her eyes would light up, and she'd babble away at them. Out of respect for the Grand Empress Dowager, everyone had to smile and indulge her, whatever they really thought. And as they indulged her, before they knew it, she had grown up... A little scene Qinggele excitedly dashed into the Hall of Heavenly Purity, while the guards at the entrance watched with familiar expressions. "Father, Little Six has chosen her husband!" Kangxi, who was only humoring her and had no intention of marrying off his daughter so soon: "?" The Crown Prince Yinsi, who was humoring her along with Kangxi and had never even considered letting his little sister marry: "?" The First Prince Yinti, who wasn't humoring her but had threatened with force everyone who wanted to become his brother-in-law: "?" The Eighth and Ninth Princes, standing beside the Tenth Prince, instantly turned as dark as the Fourth Prince beside them. Her full brother, who was a beat slow to catch on, finally understood what she'd said and flew into a rage: "Absolutely not!!!" Huh? Why did more than one person say that? [Above the Three Great Families] Bad news: Fujiki Kaori drew the task at the top of the hardest-to-complete list: reform the world of jujutsu. Good news: She drew every character from the Bungo Stray Dogs series as her support team. Reading the endless comments of envy on the forum and looking through the profiles of the Bungo Stray Dogs characters, Fujiki Kaori: I'm instantly fired up! And then she passed out from the temporal shock of being sent into the world, and slept for sixteen whole years. Fujiki Kaori: ... I-it's fine! Sixteen years is nothing. It absolutely won't affect my resolve to complete the task! Just as Fujiki Kaori and the System were gearing up, fired with ambition and ready to investigate the situation in this world so they could plan their next move, the System's voice suddenly turned mechanical. "Beep: Task detected. Kill a Grade 2 curse: Complete." "Issuing reward..." Fujiki Kaori: "...Huh?" "Beep: Task detected. Infiltrate the higher-ups of the jujutsu world: Complete." "Issuing reward..." Fujiki Kaori: "Huh? Huh??" "Beep..." "Beep: Task detected. Become the head of the largest family in the jujutsu world: Complete." "Issuing reward..." Fujiki Kaori: "???" "Huh!!!??" W-wait a minute!!!! Have You Heard? The Head of That Bungo Stray Dogs Family Woke Up / What Do I Do When All My Tasks Are Complete After a Nap? / How My Support Team Seized Power Without Usurping the Throne / Help, I'm Really Not the Strongest This story is also called The Dog Family Above the Three Great Families (ahem). [The World's Number One Kitty] In the darkness, Zero Kiryu struggled to suppress his thirst for blood, his expression twisted with pain. Just as his fangs broke through their owner's restraint, the cat in the corner, disturbed by the noise, meowed unhappily and darted forward. And his fangs snapped off. Zero Kiryu: ??? The Sword of Damocles above the Red King was wobbling precariously. High in the sky, too terrible to look at, the sword's looming descent had Homra and Scepter 4 drenched in cold sweat. Reisi Munakata's hand closed around the hilt. "Meow!!!" An angry cat's cry came from nearby. Mimi, who had recently become a favorite of the Red King, charged over and leaped onto Mikoto Suoh's head, baring its teeth at the sky. The Sword of Damocles instantly went quiet as a mouse. Mikoto Suoh: ? The hostility that had been building for days reached its peak when he saw a little girl in ragged clothes, covered in purple bruises. The curse manipulator's fingers twitched. The next moment, a white shadow darted out from behind him. Every curse he summoned was kicked flying by a white ragdoll cat that looked tiny and sweet. Suguru Geto watched the cat leap around, kicking one villager after another with each little paw, and slowly typed out a question mark. A little scene: Mimi, who punched the strongest and kicked vampires, let out a sweet, instinctive meow when she saw the boy with short, light-brown hair. Watching the cat trot over to be petted and cuddled, the others, with paw-print marks still on their feet, could only stare: ...Who are you? Mimi had seen with her own eyes the boy punch her beloved Uncle Kitty into a pork patty: cute and well-behaved.JPG. Theme: Everyone is equal