[Crossover] All the Popular Characters Are Patients at This Hospital

[The author is utterly smitten with her own idea, declaring it brilliant, but we all know she isn't good at plot-driven stories, and she ended up writing herself into a meltdown. So she's planning to practice with some short stories first. She really likes this idea, so maybe she'll continue it someday... Bowing and prostrating myself, orz]

After transmigrating, Chi Yi is bound to a dimensional hospital management game System. She needs to recruit doctors from various worlds to treat patients with wildly different styles, earning points to upgrade the hospital and maintain its health.

But treating her own body from the start uses up all her treatment points. Doctor Mori keeps his distance, the System's newbie gift vanishes the moment a certain Dazai touches it, and local thugs come looking for trouble every day!

It doesn't get much more hellish than this.

But Chi Yi decides to take an unconventional route.

How do you treat a young man with depression who keeps pretending to be ill by hanging himself or jumping into water?

-- Find a retired assassin, tie him up, and treat him.

How do you get on good terms with Doctor Mori, the clinic owner you've completely offended?

-- Take a page from his book and back him into a corner, then turn the relationship around.

How do you stop a laughing, red-haired, one-armed pirate captain from poaching your staff?

-- The best of the Thirty-Six Stratagems is to run away.

And...

This "he," whose mind identifies as male but whose biological sex is female, is having a difficult birth. Save the mother or the baby?

-- Of course, save them both, and pluck that strange lump of brain out to use as a potted plant.

A male mom is still a bit too far ahead of its time.

What's our goal?!

Comprehensive health management from birth to burial, all in one service!

What's our slogan?!

Dimensional Hospital: Ride the winds and waves, forge ahead, grow bigger and stronger!

The road to upgrading the hospital is long.

Although it's a black-market clinic with only ten beds and a crumbling ceiling, she's the one doing everything: drawing up designs, recruiting investors, and getting down on her knees to beg doctors to join as HR. And to synthesize materials, she has to spend day and night roaming the wilds and digging up White Zetsu.

But Chi Yi sticks to one goal and one slogan:

Make hair-growth technology accessible to everyone in Yokohama, and make prosthetics famous across the seas.

Keep the mafia boss healthy until he's ninety-nine, even if he has stomach problems and is going bald!

Meet soldiers with soldiers and floods with earthworks. No matter how many obstacles arise, this hospital will be named one of the universe's top two-tier universities and the best hospital around!

And, while she's at it, she'll find a way to deal with the fake patient who loves clinging to her every day.

Perfect.

"Xiao Yi, I really am sick. Look, I'm even getting an IV!" A certain Dazai walks over pitifully, holding a drip bottle in one hand and reaching toward her with the other.

"What illness? What IV? Don't tell me it's because you miss my fluids?" Chi Yi says with a cold expression.

"Oh, Xiao Yi, that was so cheesy."

Chi Yi: ...

Just end it all. Keep this up and she'll be the one who's sick!

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CP: Dazai

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