Even Nezha Knows Love

Also known as: What Should I Do About My Husband's Extreme Behavior?

Lots of headcanon! Mythology AU, and it's sweet! Well, probably sweet, more or less...

Abyss: Nezha, do you know what love is?

Nezha: Keeping her locked by my side and breaking her legs if she tries to run away!

Abyss: Why are you getting so worked up as you talk?

Sexy Nezha is looking for love online~

Nezha: Finally together with Shiqi!

Nezha: Met Shiqi's parents!

Nezha: Engaged!

Nezha: Married!

Nezha: My wife is missing!

Shocking news: Even that rebellious Nezha has a wife, and you still don't.

Gu Shiqi: I may not remember you, but I've fallen in love with you at first sight all over again.

Mu Xin: Are you sure it's not just love at first sight with her looks?

Yiluo: Your other half is Li Nezha?

Gu Shiqi: My Nezha is a lotus-root incarnation, with no father or mother. Nezha has no surname. Nezha is just Nezha!

At their second wedding, Nezha stays by Gu Shiqi's side the whole time.

Gu Shiqi: Nezha? It's not like he'll run off.

Nezha says nothing, lifting Gu Shiqi's right hand and kissing it reverently.

This god kisses the god who belongs to him.

Nezha: If you run away, I'll break your legs.

How do you say that with a straight face?

Theme: It's all about falling for someone's looks