[Forcibly recommend my neighbor to update the article "The article is very old, but I am normal", it is very funny, the copy is below]
Yu Tang is the leader of the Yunxia Sect, the largest sect in the world of immortality today.
The name sounds mighty and domineering, but unfortunately, the entire world of cultivators knows that she has no cultivation at all and is just a puppet supported by the great elder Su Qingyun.
As the largest sect in the world for cultivating immortals, the Yunxia Sect is naturally filled with talented people.
For example, the genius elder in the sect was the heroine of the gourmet novel who helped others counterattack. She mistakenly regarded Yu Tang as the target of her mission. She fed Yu Tang for three months but did not see any improvement in Yu Tang's cultivation. She looked at Yu Tang all day long with a look that hated iron.
For example, the leader of the picket hall in the sect came through time to redeem the villain, but the problem was that she mistook Yu Tang for the villain, and kept mumbling all day long about why the villain was so weak.
For example, the junior disciple in the sect is the reborn Long Aotian. She mistook Yu Tang for the vicious leader who made things difficult for him in his previous life, and spent all day thinking of ways to assassinate Yu Tang.
For example, the senior sister in the sect...
Yu Tang was caught in the middle of all the big guys, sitting in this unrealistically high position and trembling all day long.
She was afraid that one day her cultivation would be exposed, and she would no longer be able to pretend to be a mere mortal and be a carefree puppet.
Yu Tang had been the head of the clan for a thousand years.
Finally one day, she practiced to the point of ascension.
Unexpectedly, when she opened her eyes, not only did she not go to heaven, but she also ran to another world of cultivating immortals, and actually became the leader again.
Yu Tang worked hard to ascend in the first place just to retire.
This Hugh, even if the King of Heaven comes, she will still have to withdraw!
Therefore, she made up her mind to hide her cultivation and vowed to work hard to be a puppet master, the more puppet the better.
Yu Tang's dream is to be a freeloader here.
Note: Daily Quicksand Glyph
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"The text is very old, but I am normal"
Copywriting: With the changes of the times, there are many early articles written by Mary Sugu. Looking at it now, it is like thunder rolling from the sky.
So, when Lu Momo traveled through ancient times, she became the only normal person in it...
One day, the male protagonist appears.
All the students in the school gathered on both sides of the school gate. They lined the streets to welcome the male protagonist and exclaimed that he was so handsome. They also watched the male and female protagonists meet for the first time.
Only Lu Momo ran all the way: Ahhhh, we are going to be late for the compulsory class!
In the end, Lu Momo became the only student in the school who attended class on time, received high praise from counselors and professors, and received the admiring looks of all students - what? There are actually people who can withstand the temptation of handsome guys and gossip!
Later, the male protagonist followed the routine and bullied the female protagonist, and the female protagonist silently endured it with tears in her eyes.
The students gathered around, some laughed, some were afraid, and some sympathized.
Lu Momo couldn't bear it anymore and chose to tell the counselor. When the counselor said, "His family is too rich and I really don't dare to mess with him," she suggested to the counselor that she could sue her parents.
The counselor suddenly realized - Oh, yes, I still have his father's phone number!
After a few days of school, Lu Momo discovered that all the students in the school never studied.
Because in this school, in order for the male and female protagonists to fall in love, the class is ten minutes in class and forty minutes in get out of class!
Since the whole school went to be extras for the love story between the male and female protagonists after class, Lu Momo was really bored after class and could only read and write homework.
So, during the final exam, Lu Momo became the first in the school and snatched away the heroine's highest scholarship.
Lu Momo: ... It's not that I'm too strong. The main reason is that the heroine never studies. Even if she is a top student, she won't be so arrogant.
When the heroine saw this, she immediately realized: That's not right, I still need to study hard and find a good job to serve my family. Talk about bullshit love, I want to learn!
In this way, the most inconspicuous passerby, Lu Momo, became a famous figure in the school simply because he was too normal.
By the way, everyone who gradually figured out Mary Sue's story...
Finally, Lu Momo successfully graduated and got a job. She thought she had finally escaped from Mary Suwen. However, when she was at work one day, she saw with her own eyes a new female employee with a pure face written on her face and ran into the CEO's elevator...
Lu Momo: SHIFT!
Note:
1. Daily quicksand glyphs, purely daily.
2. Shitf is a meme. Some Mary Sue texts spell shit as shift (a relatively niche meme, so I'll explain it).
3. Because of the setting of the article, except for the heroine, everyone else will be abnormal + brainless at the beginning.
Purpose: Life cannot be smooth sailing, but as long as you work hard, you will definitely achieve the results you want.
Reader comments
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Shocked, I stopped writing. I was reading it\(`Δ')/
From time travel to fantasy, the author has such a big brain [eating melon] and keeps urging for more updates! ! [Orange candy][Orange candy]
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[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Shocked, I stopped writing. I was reading it\(`Δ')/
From time travel to fantasy, the author has such a big brain [eating melon] and keeps urging for more updates! ! [Orange candy][Orange candy]
Teacher, you don't need to doubt yourself, the writing is great, and the young couple is also very cute [Ju Tang] I must finish writing this story, teacher [crying] I'm super busy lately, and I'm in a bad mood, so I pointed to this job
"In this situation, Gao Cuilan had no right to speak. She had no choice but to lower her head. She didn't even dare to shed tears, but she couldn't leave." This is a big bug for the author~
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