****** It's not easy being a new author, so I'm posting my new story first. It's already updating, so please show it lots of support!!! The blurb for this story is below.
Take a look at my new story: I Won the Six Palaces Through Mukbang
On the night of her birthday, Shen Mi was on her way to hire male escorts when a hundred-ton truck hit her and sent her flying. When she woke up, she found herself in an unknown dynasty, inhabiting the body of a consort with the exact same name.
The good news: she holds a high rank, has a palace all to herself, and plenty of servants. The bad news: she's old, out of favor, in poor health, and mad.
Most importantly, when the original owner was favored, she was even more domineering than Hua Pangpang, and had offended nearly every consort in the palace.
She has barely been here a few days when an arrogant, vicious consort storms into her palace and immediately tries to beat her to death...
Shen Mi is so angry she nearly blacks out. Damn it, this lousy consort life isn't fit for a dog!
Fine, then. She'll be an out-of-favor old consort!
Back in the day, she debuted as the center of a talent-show lineup and became a top-tier star in just three years.
The dog emperor is in a bad mood and has no interest in the harem?
She'll sing and dance beautifully, lull him to sleep with her ethereal voice, and use her dolphin-high whistle as his alarm clock!
New beauties keep arriving in the harem, and he only smiles at the newcomers, never sparing a tear for the old ones?
Sorry, she's got every trick in the book: music, chess, calligraphy, painting, cosplay, roleplay, and seductive lingerie!
Just as she's rubbing her hands together, ready to go all out, the dog emperor storms into her palace with his people. He shoves a plate of braised pork knuckle in her face. “My beloved consort, I hear you eat with great relish. Here, have a bite for me.”
Shen Mi is left with a head full of question marks. Wait, the dog emperor actually likes watching mukbangs?
Is this even right?
Shen Mi says that after looking at the dog emperor's face, which always seems to say everyone owes him eight million, his face has become much more pleasing to the eye.
Reading guide:
1. An invented dynasty with many original details.
2. A slow-paced, pastoral story, but also a power fantasy.
Story blurb:
Liu Yue, a respectable commoner, is selected to enter the palace and becomes a fourth-rank Beauty under Emperor Rui of the Great Jing dynasty.
Her status is low, but she is exceptionally beautiful, which earns her the jealousy and hostility of many consorts.
One day, after morning greetings, Lady Qin and Lady Wang show her disrespect when paying their respects. She has her palace maids teach the two how to perform the proper etiquette, only for Consort Liang, who already dislikes her, to see.
Consort Liang claims that Liu Yue has no right to punish palace consorts when she is not the mistress of her own palace, and makes her kneel on the palace road for two hours.
After returning to her palace, Liu Yue cries and pouts to Emperor Rui. Before long, the investiture ceremony for Consort Rou as a Noble Concubine leaves the entire harem stunned.
Unable to swallow her anger, Consort Liang comes to pick a fight, bringing her lackey, Consort Fang, along.
Liu Yue kicks Consort Fang to the ground and slaps her again and again right in front of Consort Liang.
“I am now the mistress of my own palace, so I can punish palace consorts. Well, Consort Liang, how do you like the sound of those slaps?”
Later, Liu Yue's famous sayings spread throughout the harem: “I believe in persuading people with reason. If someone refuses to listen, it's usually because they haven't been beaten enough.”
“I've always been kind and have no enemies, because I usually get my revenge on the spot.”
“I'm popular. Everyone in the harem wants to be my friend. What, someone doesn't want to be my friend? Sorry, the grass on her grave is already three feet tall.”
The consorts clap and cheer: “Fine, you're so virtuous, so amazing!”
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Content warnings:
1. Traditional harem-intrigue story. The male lead is not a virgin.
2. The female lead is an absolute powerhouse, ruthless and vicious. She takes down anyone who causes trouble.
3. The dynasty is fictional, with cultural elements borrowed from several historical dynasties.
4. The female lead will never fall in love. Even if she were reduced to ashes in the imperial mausoleum, she'd only think of herself and would never fall for Cupid's tricks.
Harem rank list:
First rank: Noble Consort
First-rank junior: Hui, Shu, Xian, and De
Second rank: Consort
Second-rank junior: Zhaoyi
Third rank: Noble Concubine
Third-rank junior: Concubine
Fourth rank: Lady of Bright Deportment
Fourth-rank junior: Beauty
Fifth rank: Lady of Talent
Fifth-rank junior: Noble Lady
Sixth rank: Lady of Fragrance
Sixth-rank junior: Lady of Grace
Seventh rank: Lady of Treasure
Seventh-rank junior: Attendant
Eighth rank: Lady of Virtue
Eighth-rank junior: Selected Attendant
Ninth rank: Lady of Dressing
Ninth-rank junior: Chosen Lady
Theme: Even hardship and adversity are the most beautiful sights in life.
Indeed, let's not talk about the novels, just look at which emperor's favorite concubine was not a queen in history. The powerful concubine was named the queen during his lifetime, and the powerless favorite was also named the queen after his death. Whoever follows your ancestral family law, I like her and I want to support her. Some of them are more popular with the emperor. The emperor also considers the glory of his favorite concubine after his death.
There are really a lot of typos... I said one eye was blind before, and now I said one leg is broken... I often make all kinds of mistakes.
No more updates? Otherwise, you can finish it and put it up in one go.
Author, why don't you update again? Do you update daily? When do you want to update with Wen Cai?
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers.
"The Imperial Concubine" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Concubine Hui
"King An" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ King Rong
Wow, I found v. Congratulations to my wife 🙏
Madam, the heroine probably gave birth to twins, but why didn't you write a daughter's role?
Is there going to be another update? I forgot where I was looking 🙏