When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a boundless sea of brilliant stars, and... a planet that had been blown to smithereens...
Just as I was caught up in a storm of thoughts, asking myself three soul-searching questions and pondering the meaning of life, a whole bunch of hunky men suddenly dropped from the sky and hauled me away with one big smack, leaving me completely bewildered.
And then they just... abandoned me!
For some reason, I felt like someone had left me behind. There was no basis for the feeling, but it was real all the same.
But life goes on.
So...
Hey, handsome, you look just like the mom I've never met. How about getting yourself a fully grown son for free, huh?
A few things to know before reading:
1. This is my take on the characters, and the setting is made up. If it feels too out of character, you can just think of it as a story with the names filed off.
2. The Moon-Rapent is in the story, but the official canon will definitely prove me wrong. Oh well, I can just say I made it up!
3. The pairing will most likely be Dan Heng: Imbibitor Lunae, and there will be a body-double trope.
4. I started writing this when version 1.2 was out, so canon will definitely prove me wrong later, but I don't want to revise it. Please go easy on me.
5. I'll add more if I think of anything.
P.S. Friendly interaction is welcome, and let's respect each other. If this isn't your thing, I hope you'll pretend you didn't see it and let us both be. Thank you so much, mwah~
Theme: The Abundance Yaoshi shows compassion; the Ambrosial Arbor grows anew. The gardeners tend it with one heart, and together they ascend to paradise.
Hahahaha, although I knew that the main character was arrogant and scummy, I never expected that he would be so deliberately posed to the extreme. How thick is your filter, Xiaomansunayubie?
I don't mind hugging everyone hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe does not mind the construction of Luofu). It doesn't matter if it is immortal, like a tree, where did it come from?
In fact, I have always had a dirty joke, that is, drinking the moon can conceive babies (you know), and the big green dragon that looks deserted actually has given birth to many babies (unfortunately, a certain flower and tree has)
In fact, Kyouryu's problem can be explained by her falling into the devil's shadow. The six worlds are upside down, and human relations are ruined. This is what Jingliu herself said. Then, Brother Dian Dao met this kind of Jingliu. Brother Dian Dao was tortured crazy by Jingliu, and Jingliu was already a madman at that time.
Dan Feng is going to have his scales peeled off! Wuwuwuwu! I feel so sad! Ying Xing and Dan Feng were almost cut into pieces by a thousand cuts!
Hey, it's getting awkward, but the baseball man in this universe likes to watch it, come on, come on, come on, I want to wear an Aha mask at this moment, hee hee hee
Thank you for your hard work, Madam~ Although the whole process is a bit brain-burning to think about, I like Madam's version of The Moon Drinking Rebellion! (Bizan
Wow, my wife is so miserable. Is she taking the blame?
Yes, I also tend to think that Dragon Heart is the assimilation of different people (dragons). Which one on the statue is for outsiders to see, but Dan Heng is the reincarnation of Dan Feng. This is another person's ecstasy. I feel that in the end Vidyadhara must adopt assimilation to solve the problem of reproduction. After all, the legends of carps leaping over dragon gates and snakes turning into dragons also follow this path.
I'll wipe it. Anyway, I will end up with Yin Yue. By the way, where did you get the news that Dan Feng is the ninety-ninth generation Dragon Lord? I can't find the basis for this.